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Can These Straight Men Pick Their Own Butthole From A Butthole Lineup?

Screen Shot 2014-09-04 at 12.32.33 PMYouTube guru Davey Wavey has rounded up several straight men who have never seen their butthole — stay with us here — to see if they can pick their butthole out of a lineup of male buttholes.

The video below is a follow-up to Davey’s previous “Women See Their Vaginas For the First Time” reaction video, which according to Adam Carolla and several YouTube commenters, was “totally fake.”

How are there adult women that have never seen their own vaginas? And more importantly, straight men that have never seen their buttholes? Did all of these people just skip their whole adolescent exploratory phase?

According to Davey:

It wasn’t hard finding straight guys to participate. I can’t speak for all gay men, but my butthole is an intensely personal place. But for a lot of straight guys, it’s not magical or mysterious or sacred – it’s where they poop. It was like asking to take a picture of their elbow. They didn’t care and were really indifferent to the whole thing.

Clearly, there some big differences between gay men and straight men, and how we view our bodies. But at the end of the day, it’s important for all of us – gay or straight – to be in tune with our bodies. Explore. Discover. Celebrate. And for the love of God, wash off the toilet paper fuzz.

Form your own opinion while you watch these men browse through a gallery of anus to find their own. In case you missed it, one of the first “straight guys” who has “never seen his butthole” is actually Quinn Jaxon, a gay porn star who has almost definitely seen his butthole before.

By:           Queerty Editor
On:           Sep 4, 2014
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  • 15 Comments
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      “And more importantly, straight men that have never seen their buttholes? Did all of these people just skip their whole adolescent exploratory phase?”—It’s not exactly an easy thing to see your own, now, is it? I for one have never explored back there except by touch. Never occurred to me that someone might want to until seeing this article, and I’m in no hurry to straddle a mirror or however else you might go about it.

      (I assume vaginas would be easier, being a bit more to the front, but even there, the view from above would be very different from what it would look like to someone else.)

      Sep 4, 2014 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • montserrat
      montserrat

      I agree. I’m gay as blazes and I would probably never be able to choose my butthole out of a butthole lineup.

      Sep 4, 2014 at 1:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      Also: “pick their own butthole” makes it sound like an activity similar to, but more disgusting than, picking your nose. “Recognize” would be a better choice of words.

      Sep 4, 2014 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mgad
      mgad

      @hyhybt: The takeaway I got was apparently not knowing what my asshole looks like means I’m straight. Mom will be happy!

      Sep 4, 2014 at 4:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      Davey Wavey: I won’t click on it.

      Sep 4, 2014 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NoCagada
      NoCagada

      @SteveDenver: Oh, goo ahead…click it and sniff it

      Sep 4, 2014 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paco
      Paco

      “I can’t speak for all gay men, but my butthole is an intensely personal place. But for a lot of straight guys, it’s not magical or mysterious or sacred”

      Sorry but this made me laugh and shake my head. Seriously. Magical?

      Sep 4, 2014 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      @montserrat: Same here. I have no freaking clue what my butthole looks like. I haven’t looked at it since I was a teen.

      Sep 4, 2014 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • talan101
      talan101

      The first guy in this video is a Gay porn star and model. I’m fairly certain from what I have seen of him he has seen his before. They need to screen their “straight” guys better.

      Sep 4, 2014 at 8:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Atldeuce
      Atldeuce

      Did one guy really say he could find his ” by process of elimination”? Ewwww

      Sep 4, 2014 at 10:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xzamilio
      Xzamilio

      Okay… the first video with the women was kind of endearing. But this… this is just dumb.

      Sep 4, 2014 at 11:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Realaw2
      Realaw2

      The first guy with the red striped shirt is STRAIGHT? Really? Ummm……….OK, if you say so!?????

      Sep 5, 2014 at 6:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jayj150
      jayj150

      @talan101: His name is Quinn Christopher Jaxon; he’s done a couple of videos for gay companies, one of them for Randy Blue AND he is an Andrew Christian model. If he’s seen any of his own work, chances are he’s seen his ass a lot.

      Sep 5, 2014 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • talan101
      talan101

      @jayj150: yes,Thanks. I knew his name, I have seen his website. Trust me if he looks at that, I agree he has seen his own ass up close.

      Sep 5, 2014 at 10:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cee
      Cee

      Quinn Jaxon is still telling people he’s str8? He’s nelly as hell. If I talked to him on the phone b4 I saw what he looked like I’d think he was gay just by the voice. When will guys like him and Chip Tanner stop insulting us?

      I saw Quinn on that show that comes on PlayboyTV and he butched up his voice to try to blend in with the str8 guys, but the girls still kicked him out of the house lol I knew he was gonna get the boot. He’s not str8 and he was not trying ot have sex with those girls, which is what the show is about. He’s a total opportunist.

      Sep 6, 2014 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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