For those of you who think Canada’s our peaceful neighbor to the north, you’d better think again. According to Canadian author and Prespyterian minister Tristan Emmanuel, the land of the maple’s looking to destroy America.
In his new book, Warned: Canada’s Revolution against Faith, Family and Freedom Threatens America, Emmanuel writes:
Canada is being used as a staging ground to export radical liberalism and its being aimed right at America: everything from gay ‘marriage’ to polygamy to lowering the age of sexual consent and strengthening ‘human rights’ laws to protect prostitution. If it’s radically liberal, Canada is involved.
Pretty scary shit, huh? What’s most frightening, Emmanuel asserts, isn’t the legislation behind their mission, but their end result: to make America “go gay”.
By the time those canooks are through with us, they’ll be nothing left but homos floating in rivers of sissy syrup. Sure, if may sound like some sort of porntastic fantasy, but think about your dry cleaning bill. You’ve been warned.
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Ben GB
I’ve never been so proud of being Canadian!
Ash
Ah, help, help, Canada’s gay disease already infected me years ago!!! Ah, the agony!
danifesto
Okay sooooo lemme get this straight-fundamentalist Christians believe gay people can be changed by reparative theraphy AND also believe that a whole country can be changed from 90% straight to WAY GAY? Something is missing here…oh yes…LOGIC and REASON.
Martini-boy
I don’t Stephen Harper’s Conservative government worrying about this one bit. Neither is Bush, who is Harper’s big brother. Share the Tory-love!
Mike
Well, Canada is bigger than the U.S. and when you look at the map, it’s on top…
Sarah
MIke reminds me of a quote from the great Rick Mercer…. “Let’s face it, we’re bigger than the US, we have more resources, and we’re on top. If we were in prison, they’d be our bitch!” I tip my maple leaf to thee ^_~ (Our plan is working _>)
Joe
Actually, if I’m not mistaken, the current Conservative gov’t plans to raise the age of consent from 14 to 16. This may or may not have already happened.
Pardon us for attempting to keep church and state separate.
Alex
Excuse me??? If anyone actually believes that then Americans are more stupid than I thought. FIRST of all, our current government wants to make us more like the States. Second of all, I may be left wing, but I’m all for raising the age of consent, which is indeed being RISEN, not lowered. Third, if you’re straight, you can’t “turn” gay! If someone is only attracted to women, they are not going to suddenly be attracted to men. If you’re bisexual, you can CHOOSE to be with women or men, but that won’t stop you from being ATTRACTED to both. Read a scientific book, get your facts straight, and THEN you can post an article about Canada. See, I don’t know about everybody else, but I’ve lived in Canada all 19 years of my life, and I’m still straight even after having lesbian and bisexual friends.