Canadian Copper Fined For “Gay Porn” Joke

Constable Christa Pennie may have been raising the home of a Hell’s Angel, but that doesn’t mean she couldn’t have a bit of fun. The Canadian officer got her rocks off with antics, such as putting dental floss in a gargoyle figurine’s mouth and downloading a desktop image reading, “I love gay porn”. How clever.

Pennie told a disciplinary board that she intended to erase the desktop but “forgot”. Hopefully she’ll remember to cough up the 20 hours of overtime she’s been fined.

Speaking with the press, Pennie said she regrets her trickster ways: “My actions did cause me to lose a lot of sleep over the weekend as I was very upset with myself”. We’re sure…