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Carrie Prejean Turns to Tara Reid’s Sloppy Seconds to Protect Sanctity of Dating Before Marriage
We never had plans to cover litigator Carrie Prejean’s love life, but we made an exception that one time with Michael Phelps, and now it’s just good fun! The ousted beauty queen exercises the First Amendment in this week’s Star, revealing she’s shacking up with St. Louis Rams quarterback Kyle Boller.
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Like Mr. Phelps, Boller is known for abusing substances and getting photographed afterward. That’s him. In the hat. Completely … sober.
Also like Mr. Phelps, Boller is an advocate of pre-marital sex! He is, after all, the ex-girlfriend of Tara Reid. Way to score on men with standards, Ms. Prejean.
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Now come on. If anybody thinks Carrie Prejean is pure and virginal, then you’d believe Georgx W. Bush belongs in Mensa! This little ho is going to get all the attention she can before her number is up.
Shit. Typo. Knew I should’ve just called him fucking “W”.
Haven’t her silicone tits become her belly yet?
he’s cute, but if he is with her he must not be that bright.
I wish I looked as beautiful as Carrie…she is just a natural beauty. I have to get botox,lyposuction and so many other painful procedures to even come close to looking like CARRIE.
Travis and Oscar dumped me. I feel so bad. I wish just one guy would stay with me and take care of me and my kids. I feel bad when people refer to me as an old “has been”. I can’t help it I’m a gold digger and just want rich men (and women).
I hope I don’t lose too much money in this lawsuit that Carrie filed against me. I never thought that she would go this far. I was just joking with her when I said all those terrible things about her. I hope she forgives me cuz I dont’ want my new cosmetic line to be affected by all this.
I am sorry but her 15 minutes of fame was over the day she lost that crown, and got fired for her top nudeless photos.
She needs to milk whatever money she can get from that book she is writing against Gay Marriage.
Since that “traditional marriage cause” is her eternal platform for her 15 minutes of fame.
Next.
Carrie Prejean is a Nazi CUNT! I believe that is all that needs to be said her.
@Rockefaller: Oh shit, now Prejean is killing Jews?! Damn her!
But seriously, she’s fucking ridiculous. I wish she would just be involved in some faux lesbian scandal and go away. Or get hit by a truck. Either one.
I just hope it’s a big truck that hits her!!! Her fake tits could cause serious damage to my Dodge Ram…and she ain’t worth a new tire rotation and alignment!!
If she’s a so called scholar of the bible as is often quoted, why is she flaunting her flesh in beauty pageants, hardly the modesty that her book of fairy tales admonishes. That alone proves she’s a fucking hypocrite and a bigot no less. She’s obviously one of those cherry picking scriptural reference bible thumpers who obsess on the quote in Leviticus while deliberately ignoring the rest of that she and other right wing cultist psycho talkers are supposed to live by. How convenient. She’s a total fraud and a liar.
@robert:
She’s a total fraud and a liar.
They walk among us. And she votes!
She does’nt hate gay people , she just does’nt want them to have equal rights. Okay Carrie, whatever.
Wow, Most of you seem like complete haters… Have you read her book? Do you know her? You claim to stand against prejudice and hate but listen to yourselves. Shes a NAZI and you hope she gets hit but a truck? Shame on you for your ignorance.