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Carrie Prejean’s Definition of Marriage Breaches the Space-Time Continuum

The only way to explain Miss California Carrie Prejean’s assertion that Americans have the freedom to choose between “opposite” marriage and same-sex marriage? SHE IS FROM THE FUTURE! In the future, every state legalizes same-sex marriage, and Prejean has been teleported back to 2009 to deliver that message. Or at least that’s the brilliant theory from Jay “Ill Doctrine” Smooth.

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