Because you come here primarily for the exhaustive Magic Mike XXL coverage, let’s get right down to it without any further ado: On Sunday night, the cast descended upon Jimmy Kimmel Live to divulge such bombshells as their imagined porn-star names, using an alchemical formula that combines your pet’s name with the street on which you were born. The results may shock you.
Matt Bomer’s nom de guerre would be Dixie Eunice. In timely fashion, he joked, “That’s going to be our next film with Caitlyn Jenner and I.” In this same scintillatingly sexy alternate reality, Channing Tatum scored the viable porn moniker Bear Boone, while swarthy costar Joe Manganiello landed Bunny Dixon. Were Adam Rodriquez to chuck his career to become a star of stag and screen? He’d be the legendary Banky Hill.
So now you know. What’s more, the boys revealed they’re each totally, utterly, unequivocally, one-hundred-percent-to-the-umpth-degree comfortable with seeing each other naked. “We got that out of the way early in the first one,” Adam Rodriquez reported — calmy, succinctly, matter-of-factly; quantifiably comfortable in his own sexuality. “This time I think we’re actually looking forward to seeing each other naked.”
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As are we, but whether we’ll witness anything more than .5 seconds of theoretically sexy dancing concealed in plumes of dry ice and throbbing strobes remains to be seen.
Watch the actors discuss their deepest musings on Kimmel below.
Sweetie Pie
The guy with white hair and bear should also play a stripper…he´s a hot DILF
b2savage
Guy with white hair is Kevin Nash and he plays the stripper Tarzan. Hot but saddled with an unfortunate wig.
Adam Nagel
Well Matt is gay, so of course,he doesn’t mind seeing them nude!
Dani Bobb
Matt Bomer must he died and went to Haven.
Geo Kas
Wait, they will be naked in the sequel?? mmmm
Adam Nagel
Channing isn’t bi! He’s got a beautiful wife and child!
jwtraveler
With bodies like that, why would they be uncomfortable with other people seeing them naked?
VampDC
I can’t stand all the magic mike talk. I hope they actually include gays in their audience in the film because it pisses me off how much they’re advertising to gay men and then give them 0 inclusion in the actual film
QJ201
UGH, “pet” names to make your moniker is for female sex performers and drag queens
Men: Middle name plus street you grew up on
Adam Wexelbaum
I’d be totally comfortable seeing them nude too
cruiser
@Adam Nagel: Yes he is, he admitted it in an interview