Casting The Grand Theft Auto Movie
This year’s Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City was a huge, violent, crime-ridden success, much like the town on which it’s based: New Yawk. So, in today’s creatively bankrupt Hollywood, it was only a matter of time until someone started talking about a movie based on the title.
Because we’d like to get our hands on some of the empire that digital hooker-kicking has built, we’ve taken the liberty of casting the possible Liberty City movie.
Thank us – with boatloads of cash – when it’s a hit.
Too lazy to click through.
Did Jason Statham make the cut? He’s sexy times three.
Didn’t we basically already have a “GTA” knock-off movie with “Crank” with Jason Statham?
I think The Transporter was closer to GTA than Crank. Still Stathamlicious, though.