• Beautiful people biting it? Awesome!

• Anti-gay hate crimes on the rise in Latin America.

• Post "gay debate" report cards. Hillary Wins.

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• God does work in mysterious ways. We have prayed and prayed for the return of Sex and the City. Not gonna happen. But we will get a new Candice Bushnell story coming to television.

• The Advocate has declared today Madonna Day. The album we’ve been talking about for a month now finally drops, officially, today.

• 50 Cent is launching a book company. There is something that seems very wrong about writing that sentence.

• Shirtless college kids dry humping one another on video, obviously wasted? Could be hard to watch, or in this case, really hot. Not safe for work.

• Thanks to Perez we now have a new favorite band. DaLipstyxx are a cross-dressing, 80’s obsessed, genderfuck trio. We hope they sound as good as they look

• Broadway star Denis O'Hare's partner was arrested for making a terrorist joke at an airport. We now know he isn't the funny one in the relationship. Terrorism jokes are so 2001.

• No doubt timed to prove his heterosexuality if his role in Brokeback Mountain is a tad bit too convincing, Heath Ledger becomes a dad.

• No stranger to homoeroticism (Top Gun, Batman Forever), Val Kilmer was the one who suggested he tongue Robert Downey Jr. in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.

• The Chocolate Show comes to New York November 10. It's an entire weekend devoted to the second favorite thing we love to put in our mouths.

• At first we thought 50 Cent disagreeing with Kanye West over Bush implied one of them was coming out. Alas, it was actually just evidence that American political discourse has reached a new low.

• He's no Harriet Miers (in more ways than one. We so miss the mascara), but Judge Alito might turn out to be homo-friendly. Stress might.