Pat Robertson and his 700 Club are none-too-happy about California's queer-inclusive education measures and gay marriage push. At least they're giving I-35 a break, huh?

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed an anti-discrimination bill into law earlier this year. That law says it's unlawful for school's to discriminate against and exclude gays from higher education. The move sparked conservative outcry of gay infiltration and a larger plot of "force fed" homosexuality.

Robertson concurs, saying it's a recruitment effort. Trust us, Robertson, we're not going to try to recruit you and your brethren, so just take a breather and relax.

Charlene Cothran's been making new friends since disavowing her lesbianism and turning her fag-rag, Venus, into an ex-gay mouthpiece.

The controversial publisher just appeared on Pat Robertson's The 700 Club to spread her good, no-longer-gay word. In addition to explaining her celibate lifestyle, Cothrene explains how she's still involved in the gay rights movement. Instead of furthering gay visibility, acceptance and legal rights, however, Cothrene's trying to convert the queers:

My mission now is to educate and turn people away from the homosexual lifestyle simply by presenting the truth. We simple want to have people to question what they've learned through the pages of Venus over the last thirteen years.

We would love to ignore the first thirteen years of your career, Cothrene, but we've got this pesky thing called a conscience. It really gets in the way of selling out our queer comrades. Good thing "God" took yours when he "saved" you…

Watch the nauseating video, after the jump. Oh, and be sure to read Good As You's dissection of the despicable Cothrene.

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