As his marriage to Star Jones heads for divorce court, Al Reynolds wants to know the world he married the formerly massive lawyer for love. “I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn’t work… [People] have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity. What the world doesn’t know about me would fill a book…” We have no doubt. And, also, we’d never read it. [NYDN]

Now that Star Jones has filed for divorce, Al Reynolds had a night on the town with a “buxom” lady-friend. Apparently he’s making a show of his virile manhood, but still comes off a bit light: “He had on a white button-down [shirt], open with a diamond necklace hanging out. And he was drinking all night with his pinky in the air.” [NY Post]

A fan asked famed lesbian Rosie O’Donnell what she makes of Star Jones‘ impending divorce from Al Reynolds. O’Donnell, employing her poetic gibberish, replied: “we all fool rselves/sometimes.” What, oh what, could she be talking about? [R Blog via Gawker]

• President Bush “dismayed” by Foley scandal. Well, at least one Republican’s caught off guard. [The New York Times]

• Kelly Preston explains hubbie John Travolta’s seemingly-gay kiss. “He’s the nanny.” Yeah, that old story. [National Post]

• Star Jones and Al Reynolds pack up for Miami. Oh, man, now they’ll never get over those pesky Al’s a big fucking homo rumors. [Page Six]

• Even more gay television. Wheeee! [Planet Out]

• After all their support, HRC admonishes Foley. It’s about time. [Human Rights Campaign]

• Refinery 29 hearts Loden Dager. We did first, though. [Refinery 29]

• South African officials encourage penal HIV tests. Data will help allocate funds. Goes to show … Continued…

The minibar isn’t the only thing that costs extra at the Ostfriesland Hotel in Norden, Germany. They have started charging guests by weight. The exact amount is about 60 cents per 2 pounds, which means that the old Star Jones would be paying about $45 more per night than the new one. Before you feel grateful to the conscientious hotel owners for caring about our general health, remember their reasoning: “Slim guests live longer and can therefore come more often and that is why we reward them.”

And we thought it had to do with the bedsprings, in which case how much would a room cost if we put Al Reynolds into … Continued…

• Australia’s Treasurer says that gays should count their lucky stars the country doesn’t criminalize homosexuality. Fortunately for him, being a total idiot is also still legal. [Sydney Morning Herald]

• The FBI has interviewed Morrissey to determine if he might be a threat. He might be if they mean being a talented musician in a world full of droning Simpson sisters. [Towleroad]

• Star Jones is very slow to catch on. She’s only now beginning to suspect that her husband might be a big old ‘mo. [A Socialite’s Life]

• Newsflash! The Golden Girls are gay icons! [AZ Central]

• Yet another reason for New Yorkers to never leave Manhattan. … Continued…

• Jude Law is playing gay onscreen. Again. We’re crossing our fingers that one day he’ll see the light and convert to our side offscreen. [Pink News]

• Stephen King’s new novel Cell is supposed to be his first book with a gay hero. But we’ve always had our suspicions about the namesake in Carrie. That is if you consider a telekinetic murderess a hero. [After Elton]

• RIP queer Curious George collaborator Alan Shalleck who was found murdered in his trailer. [Miami Herald]

• Al Reynolds sings show tunes to Star Jones. No surprise there. [Gawker]

• Zulkey chats with drag king/lesbian/author Norah Vincent (whose book is most definitely on … Continued…

• Those reliable pervs at Data Lounge have the scoop on what you’ll see in Johnny Galacki’s new off-Broadway play, The Little Dog Laughed. Let’s just say it isn’t little and you certainly won’t be laughing. [Data Lounge]

• Kyle Lawson has been honorably discharged from the Army, transforming him from a queer soldier to a queer civilian. But his attacker remains in the military, still a gay-bashing soldier. [Arizona Daily Star]

• Star Jones and “husband” Al Reynolds have an “intoxicatingly sexual connection.” We’re just going to leave that one alone. [NY Daily News]

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• Harriett Miers has withdrawn her Supreme Court Justice nomination. Let’s hope Bush’s next pick has much better hair.

• A British army sergeant suspected cadet Prince Harry had the name of his girlfriend inked on his royal arse. So Harry was shouted an order: “drop your pants and show me your backside!” Funny enough, this was all part of a fantasy we had just two nights ago.

• Word is Siegfried abuses and drugs up his tiger-clawed boyfriend, Roy Horn. Roy has even resorted to concealing a secret cell phone and knife “to protect himself.” Why didn’t they incorporate this kind of material into their sleep-inducing Vegas show?

• A … Continued…