Contrary to her wildly popular single, "Rehab," British singer Amy Winehouse reportedly ">plans on detoxing in Israel for the new year. But she's not going without one last blow out:

A pal said Amy — nominated for six Grammies — is desperate to shine at the glittering Los Angeles awards ceremony on February 10.
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“She wants to give the performance of her life in LA. But she’s going to throw a party over Christmas — which will probably be a messy affair.”

Messy doesn't even begin to describe it, we're sure.

Alright, so Amy Winehouse isn't really using her stricken, streaked face to sell cocaine, but she should: the singer makes addiction look so glamorous! Someone cut us a line and knock out our front teeth, please!

• Bid2Beat AIDS' eBay auction keeps on trucking. Our favorite item of the day? This "rare," autographed The Gossip album. We're not sure what Beth Ditto means by "No Lust Is Good Enuff," but we're pretty sure that's not how you spell enough. Anyway, the current bid's $11.99. We expect it to be at least $12.35 next time we check. If it's not, well, AIDS wins.

• Michelangelo's final sketch?

• Gay activist Bob Kohler no longer living. R.I.P.

• Amy Winehouse doesn't only have a raging coke addiction, she's got six Grammy nominations, too!

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Remember when Amy Winehouse didn't look like a half-dead junkie from hell*? No, we don't either.

*Note the British singer's rosary is wrapped around her bra strap. Although, there's the possibility Winehouse is making a political statement. She is, after all, a nice Jewish girl. Or was, at least…

• The NY Times' Ward Sutton had some fun with presidential campaign posters past and present.

• Britain's Anglican and Roman churches come together to protest lesbian in vitro legislation.

• United Nations takes on Amy Winehouse's cocaine "glamorization".

• Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency experiencing gayest season ever!

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Amy Winehouse drew laughs when she snorted some coke during a recent concert and got gasps for her dysfunctional Blender interview:

Now her words are slurred, her eyelids drooping. Her head wobbles into a nod. She falls asleep for a second, wakes with a start, mutters and drops off again. The smoldering cigarette in her left hand falls to the floor.

“Oh, God, what is wrong with me?” she asks, coming to. “There’s something wrong with me…”

This girl has officially become a caricature of herself. What's more, her seemingly bottomless thirst for self-destruction's getting a bit tired. Either OD or clean up your act, girl!

Amy Winehouse chose to go on vacation over shooting "Valerie" with Mark Ronson. So, rather than scrapping the shoot, they used people from the crowd, starting with a Winehouse look-a-like. It's a bit awkward, but we dig the song - and Ronson - so we're posting it, anyway.

After the jump: "Oh My God" featuring a cartoon Lily Allen and "Just" with Alex Grenwald.

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Yes, this Amy Winehouse performance tops Britney Spears's disaster. Don't do heroin.

• Awwww, Amy Winehouse used to be so cute and innocent. What happened? Oh, right: heroin.

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The honeymoon appears to be over for newlyweds Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil.

• Beautiful people biting it? Awesome!

• Anti-gay hate crimes on the rise in Latin America.

• Post "gay debate" report cards. Hillary Wins.

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• Thanks to NewNowNext for passing along Amy Winehouse's video for "Tears Dry On Their Own".

• HIV testing outside of health care environments actually work.

• The Christian right's all about Wal-Mart and their fall from the gay graces.

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Dolly Parton took center stage at last night's Academy of Country Music special awards ceremony, at which she received the Cliffie Stone Pioneer Award. Accepting the award from former singing partner, Porter Wagoner, Parton said:

I've seen a lot of wonderful things happen in this business, all sorts of styles, but it's always remained country music. I like feeling like I'm one of the old-timers in the business, but I'm out there every day. I may be a pioneer, but I'm blazing new trails all the time, so don't give up on me.

Girl, we'd never give up on you. We have, however, given up hopes of you ever resembling a human again. Seriously, Parton, did you go to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, because you look like a straight-up Muppet.

In other Dolly-related news, the country crooner invited Amy Winehouse and new hubby Blake Fielder-Civil to Dollywood for a little honeymoon. And, of course, a little sing along and a whole lotta booze…

• There's a scourge wreaking sartorial havoc on gay communities - men who refuse to age gracefully. Pretty scary, right? Don't worry, Patrick Huguenin can help. First, you have to decide where you're coming from and where you want to go. We're leaning toward a rake (pictured). Pretty sexy for a sketch, no? [Genre]

• Outrage! outraged over Ghana's anti-gay laws. They best be careful, lest they have another Nigeria controversy. [UK Gay News]

• Arkansas advanced a bill to ban gay adoptions. Fuckers. [Arkansas News]

• Mr. Show on reparative therapy. [QueerSighted]

• Where's The Simpsons Movie premiering? Springfield, of course. Which Springfield? That depends on which one's got the most Simpsons love. [Houston Chronicle]

• Lesbians love Amy Winehouse and her drunken ways. But, really, who doesn't? [AfterEllen]

• Matt Sanchez had a little chat with Michelangelo Signorile. Joe from Joe.My.God's totally got the audio. Best if taken with a grain of salt and a whole lotta disbelief. [Joe.My.God]

• Gay veteran and Don't Ask activist, Eric Alva to General Peter Pace: "Judging gay men and women in the military for factors unrelated to their fitness to serve undermines our military's effectiveness." [Pink News UK]

• HRC said something, too. [HRC]

• General Peter Pace to world: "I admit I shouldn't have said anything, but I'm still not apologizing to a bunch of immoral butt fuckers. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fuck Ann Coulter up the ass." [HuffPo]

• Finally, a friend sent us the video for a German toilet commercial. Let's just say it makes us reconsider how, where and when we do our next line of blow. See for yourself, after the jump…

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