John Mayer fans may be thrilled to hear that the singer kissed a boy. The rest of us are horrified to hear it was Perez Hilton, who declares Mayer “bisexual:” He is definitely bi,” Hilton declared on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show, adding that Mayer is “struggling with his sexuality.”

Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, “He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.

“I thought he was messing with me,” Hilton went on. “Then he kept going and going.” Some people are wondering whether Perez and Mayer are playing for Ashton Kutcher’s team, Pop Fiction. That sounds likely, because we … Continued…

Ashton Kutcher returns, briefly, to his modeling days for photographer Mario Testino in V Man magazine.

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Madonna and Gucci teamed up last night to raise controversial moolah for UNICEF and African nation Malawi. And, as you can see, all the big names were there. While we weren’t in attendance (our invitation must have gotten lost in the mail), our sources tell us everyone had a gay old time. Except for Gwyneth Paltrow, whose silk bow reportedly tried to decapitate the actress.

Function over form?
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• America’s Next Top Model returns. Rich has the rundown. Our fave: Mollie Sue. [Four Four]

• We’re not down with the hanky code, but apparently Ashton Kutcher is down. [Open All Night]

• The Malin for Congress tee the hooker doesn’t want you to wear. [Custom Ink]

• You too can get shot by Dick Cheney. Bradford did. [I Got Shot By Dick Cheney]

• Do you speak the Queen’s English? We’ve found a dictionary of gay terms. [Aaron’s Gay Info]

Ashton Kutcher has always been great television eye candy. Here he is looking just the way we like him: all tied up.
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