Jimmy Kimmel got some aural revenge on girlfriend Sarah Silverman this weekend. Silverman caused a comedic rift when she sang about fucking Matt Damon. Well, Kimmel had a trick up his sleeve and that trick's named Ben Affleck.

Note Affleck's shiny top, the universal gay uniform.

• Justin Timberlake is to return to the Billboard charts with FutureSex/LoveSounds, his sophomore effort that sounds uncomfortably like he and Cam Diaz's bedroom soundtrack. [E!]

• It's a sad day when Nick Lachey is getting Ben Affleck's sloppy seconds. Especially when it comes to international marketing. And even more so when it has to do with a fragrance no man, gay or straight, should ever purchase. [MollyGood]

• Boy George is once again a top priority for law enforcement. Okay, not "top." After failing to show up in court Friday, a judge issued an arrest warrant for the performer — but isn't having the cops act on it till later this month. [E!]

• Gay media kingdom PlanetOut is naming Karen Magee as its new CEO, succeeding Lowell Selvin, who's leaving for medical reasons. Perhaps Magee can crack the whip and get new Out editor Aaron Hicklin to attend his own events. [GayWired]

• New kidney recipient Steven Cojocaru apparently speaks for his mom: "I think for a mother to sit back and watch her child in pain is the worst kind of nightmare imaginable." Um, isn't that something that should be coming out of her mouth?

• For those boyfriend-less queens who also enjoy cuddling with dismembered body parts we present to you the item at the top of your gift list: the plush boyfriend arm pillow. Yeah, creepy as all shit.

• A California woman claims she was refused to be artificially inseminated by her doctors because she's a lesbian. She's suing them and the case might end up in the U.S. Supreme Court. All of this would have been easily avoided if she'd only gone to the same place as Tom and Katie.

• Warning: clicking on this link will expose you to paparazzi pics of Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend. Don't say we didn't warn you.

• Spokane's mayor has fessed up to surfing gay sites on a city-owned computer. Pretty soon, we could all get a peak as to what kind of kinky stuff he's into.

• Andy has some hot shots of Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett rolling around on the ground together. This should appease us until Brokeback Mountain's rear entry scene.