Does Hillary Clinton have a little secret, as in a penis? No, of course not, but that didn't stop Indiana labor leader Paul Gipson from declaring the presidential candidate has the "testicular fortitude" to command the country:

While defending Bill Clinton’s role in the passage of NAFTA, Paul Gipson, president of a steelworkers local, said that union members need to look forward, and support a leader who can work to amend and improve provisions in the trade agreement.

“I truly believe that that’s going to take an individual that has testicular fortitude,” he said. “That’s exactly right. That’s what we gotta have.”

Clinton, standing behind Gipson, smiled sheepishly before breaking into a nervous laugh. Gipson continued by slamming unnamed “Gucci-wearing, latte-drinking, self-centered, egotistical people that have damaged our lifestyle,” before endorsing and introducing Clinton.

Clinton, of course, doesn't drink lattes. She can't even operate a gas station coffee maker! Such things are women's work, after all.

Watch the testicular and coffee videos, after the jump…

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Oh, Bill, Bill, Bill.

If you're going to tell someone they're misquoting you, make sure you're right. Reporter Mike Memoli caught up with Mr. Clinton today in Pennsylvania and asked him about his remark that Obama played the "race card" after the Jesse Jackson debacle last January.

And, like Hillary's Bosnia memory, Bill's remains a bit hazy.

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The Clintons simply can't get their stories straight!

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The ever-opinionated politico David Mixner talks jock this morning, chatting with OutSports about the strained relationship between the athletic and lavender worlds. Mixner, who's a Bill Clinton chum, hypothesizes that endorsements prevent sports stars from embracing social progression:

Outsports: Few athletes seem to embrace social activism. Why do you think that is?

David Mixner: The clear answer to this question is just one simple word - endorsements. I also believe that many professional athletes skipped college,where they might have gained access to more social activism, and went directly into a sports league.

We're going to indulge our cynicism and put more weight on the endorsement side.

Governor Bill Richardson denied yesterday that he promised Bill and Hillary Clinton not to endorse Barack Obama.

Former President Clinton claimed that Richardson told him "five times" that he wouldn't back Obama, but Richardson says otherwise: "I never saw [Clinton] five times. I saw him when he watched the Super Bowl with me. We made it very clear to him that he shouldn't expect an endorsement after that meeting."

Richardson also tells CNN that he had considered going out for Hillary, but changed his mind once "the campaign got nasty."

Don't fuck with Chelsea Clinton! The 28-year old got feisty when a Butler University student asked whether Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky hurt her mother's credibility, particularly when Hillary defended her husband against a "right wing conspiracy," which turned out to be Lewinsky's lips.

Chelsea was not impressed by the off-color, meaningless question: "Wow, you're the first person actually that's ever asked me that question in the, I don't know maybe, 70 college campuses I've now been to, and I do not think that is any of your business."

She then lunged at the man, tore out his throat with her teeth and feasted on his soul. Okay, that didn't happen, but you can tell Chelsea's thinking about it.

Bill Clinton could give hot head John McCain a run for his money!

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Hillary Clinton sure was contrite yesterday! The Senator from New York apologized at least three times with regard to her campaign's often contentious take on race in America. It's always nice to hear politicians apology - it does happen so rarely! - but we can't help but wonder why Clinton's made such a push.

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By now you either know or have predicted this, but for those of you have didn't or haven't: Barack Obama swept through the Mississippi primary yesterday.

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