Celeb-obsessed one-time cross-dresser Cord Jefferson of Mollygood gets off on Venn Diagrams. Yeah, we think it's kind of kinky, too, but who are we to judge?

Mr. Jefferson got his hilarious rocks off last Friday with this dissection of Anna Nicole hanger-on Bobby Trendy. We're in near total agreement with Jefferson's breakdown, except we'd like to see "garbage" take up a larger portion.

Anna Nicole lackey Bobby Trendy rubbernecked with West Hollywood's homos during yesterday's fire at Mickey's. Luckily, TMZ's camera crew captured the B-lister and caught his cries: "I'm worried about the strippers!"

When the TMZ reporters ask the miraculously taffeta-less Trendy if he stripped at Mickey's, the fashion victim says "No," but claims people ask him to shake that money maker. We ask: Whom?!?

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