Notable homosexual, friend of Shirley and Out columnist Josh Kilmer-Purcell released his debut novel today. And, in honor of the title - Candy Everybody Wants - he gathered a motley crew to perform "the first-ever dramatic reading of this very important piece of un-televised television history…"

Said piece goes by the name of Dallasty and includes Charlene Tilton, references many of you probably won't get and general gay insanity.