That headline works on so many levels, none of them vaginal…
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What a tangled World Wide Web, huh?

As you all heard this morning, Perez Hilton and fellow blogger JJ Jaxson had a series of conversation in which Hilton goaded Jaxson into making and distributing a self-promoting sex tape.

We don’t have any video, but we do have the transcripts of four conversations between the boys, some of which contain a few NSFW pics - and very lewd, unflattering language. The gents talk cock, Chris Crocker, meeting up, how to send an anonymous tip - all sorts of stuff.

Enjoy second-hand infamy, after the jump…
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Attention, attention!

Britney fan and anti-anti-gay admiral Chris Crocker has now officially become a ubiquitous gay icon. Exhibit A: this snap shot of the top three Google-sponsored links for the the word “gay”.

Please make a note of it…

Internet-based homophobes better watch out, because Chris Crocker’s should-be-infamous anti-anti-gay rant has inspired a rag-tag team of queers and their friendly peers to produce their own declarations of war upon the aforementioned Advocate-coined homoblogsophere homophobosphere. Here are a few of the rookies: divinemink, xGuitarDevil84x, and Ryan Randles, who’s alliterative moniker makes him a natural Crocker ally.

Uber-queer Chris Crocker makes an expletive-laden return to YouTube this week.
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• Paris Hilton made a press appearance in Korea this weekend. And so did her lipstick smeared teeth.

• Chris Crocker wants us to leave him alone. We will, just as soon as he stops assaulting our culture with his attention-seeking absurdity.

• John McCain’s 95-year old mother takes jab at Mitt Romney.
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• We don’t know how long this witch montage took, but pointy hats off to the creator! Oh, and great Eartha Kitt song!

• Chris Crocker wants to be Britney Spears: crotch flashing and all. Warning, this shit ain’t cute. Nor is it safe for work.

• Cuban queers form rights group.

• This is fucked up! The Federal Emergency Management Agency (aka FEMA) held a fake press conference about the California fires. Again, fucked up.
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Britney Spears‘ most mentally-imbalanced fan Chris Crocker “performed” in Las Vegas last night. Though we originally detested this kid, we’re actually kind of appreciating his existence.

That’s a far cry from “enjoying his existence,” but we can kind of dig that people like/exploit him.

Crazed Britney Spears fan Chris Crocker took to the stage this weekend. The “television star” stripped down for a very special - and horrific - performance of Spears’ single, “Gimme More”. And, sadly, received a warmer reception than Brit’s tragic performance.

Internet “celebrity” Chris Crocker finally fessed up to posting nude pics of himself online. For days now I have been bombarded with messages about the nude photo scandal. The truth is, I was young and stupid when I took those pictures. So young in fact that I was 17 at the time.

I do not condone anyone underage or of age to post nudes, but in my own personal defense- I had a lot of alone time in the last half of my teen years, [I was home schooled] and when you’re young self-discovery..happens. Ah, yes, the old home schooling defense…

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David Lynch’s new commercial for Gucci’s perfume proves the luxury giant’s scent should only be worn by e-tards with a flair for the dramatic. Or Chris Crocker.

We recently suggested that internet “celebrity” Chris Crocker could be a “future trans hero”.

Soon after, The Stranger’s Eli Sanders sent us an excerpt from his Crocker profile: Around us in the restaurant, heavyset men inch their way along the breakfast buffet and women in loose sweatshirts share the latest gossip. Chris seems perfectly at ease and self-possessed, only lowering his voice, and then only lowering it slightly, when we talk about his femininity. “It’s not like I’m a woman inside a man’s body or anything,” he says. “But I’m definitely more feminine than masculine.” No shit, Crockpot.

Despite Crocker’s assertions, we weren’t convinced of his erectile abilities. We are now. Former Queerty editor Frank … Continued…

Maury Povich, whose show refuses to die, recently hosted crazed Britney fan Chris Crocker.

Andy over at Towelroad posted the video of the future television star and, we have to admit, this appearance sort of changed our minds about the kid.
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It’s official: television’s a wasteland. First we had Queer Eye, then William Sledd joined the televised ranks, now comes word that Chris Crocker - aka Britney’s biggest fan - will be piped into people’s homes. Via Variety: Reality shingle 44 Blue Prods. has inked a development deal with Chris Crocker, the Internet superstar whose tear-filled defense of Britney Spears has generated nearly 8 million hits on YouTube in just one week.

Plan is to develop a docusoap built around Crocker, a 19-year-old who lives with his grandparents in Tennessee. Even before the Britney clip, Crocker had developed a large Net audience via numerous video performances posted on MySpace.com.

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• Mormon missionaries are challenging stereotypes: they’re not squares, they’re sexy! (Except for Mitt Romney). Check out the goods here!

• Mombian gets things done. After seeing Amazon’s text book and tuition contest didn’t include same-sex partners, this ballsy babe called them out. We won’t give away the ending…

• Alleged anti-gay British politico Miranda Grell alleges she’s a victim of a conspiracy. Allegedly.

• Gay ban in Lithuania?

• Gay men’s HIV+ stats can’t be chalked up to whorish behavior: The HIV epidemic among gay men can’t be explained by their number of sexual partners, U.S. researchers report.
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