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How Hollywood Makes Killing Countrymen Cool
Thus, Cord decided to highlight this phenomenon with a non-comprehensive list of the American public's most favorite terrorists. You'll notice that many of the people after the jump have been described as "freedom fighters" (what a cute little shift in terms) by the men portraying them, all of whom are handsome and white. |
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» Hating "Hater."
Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson went wild on people who use the word "hater" today, declaring a moratorium on the word. Wrote the irate journo: "…More often than not, people characterized as 'haters' are more accurately 'people with differing opinions.'" Someone drank their haterade this morning! [MG] |
» Biological Differences.
Upon hearing Justin Timberlake described as "hunky," Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson wonders, "We thought “hunky” was reserved for guys like Vin Diesel and Harrison Ford. Isn’t Justin Timberlake more like a cute hall monitor?" Oh, come now, Cord - Timberlake's at least an adorable lab partner. Maybe even a soccer player? [MG] |
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» Big Fat Return.
Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson returns to the United States next week sans kidney, but with a deep, loving loathing for fat Americans and their love for husky leaders. [MG] |
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Still fuming in the stink of an iodine shower, an IV drip in my right hand making my typing difficult, I’m buzzing from a sleeping pill and thinking about what’s right to write when one will be waking up to a whole new life. We can't wait to see your sick scar, mister J! |
» Have Gunn, Will Travel?
Our colleague and long-lost chum Cord Jefferson currently resides in Saudi Arabia, where he's doing the right thing by donating a kidney to his father. And, according to Jefferson's peepers, he may not be only "friend of Queerty" in the oil-rich country: "Um, I think I just saw Tim Gunn carefully surveying a menu in front of a restaurant in Saudi Arabia. I couldn’t confirm it was him, because I was with a lot of people who wouldn’t “get it,” but: that silvern hair!" On another note - Jefferson, get your ass home! We miss you! [MG] |
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You may or may not know this, reader, but Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson currently resides in Saudi Arabia, where he's waiting to give his ill father a kidney. It's all very dramatic and we miss him very much, so we're dedicating today's Afternoon Aural to Jefferson, who we once turned into a lady. Jefferson's request? "Anything from the 10,000 Maniacs Unplugged performance." Thus, "Because The Night"… PS: Natalie Merchant, release another album. Our inner lesbian needs you. PPS: Cord! Come the fuck back! |
» Black Is, Black Ain't
Our pals over at Stereohyped, Cord Jefferson and Lauren Williams, ask the eternal question: Am I Black Enough For Ya?" Also, if you don't understand the headline, it's the title of the late, great, gay Marlon Riggs' seminal, cinematic exploration of race. You should watch it, own it and love it. |
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Did the Vogue staffers really intend to present the NBA superstar as King Kong? That wasn't our impression. While we did think it queer they didn't doll him up in a suit, we just figured they wanted to make sure readers knew he's a basketball player. Are we just naive? Maybe. Our colleague, Cord Jefferson, who has 26-years of blackness under his belt, offered this take: The Vogue cover is inexcusable for this reason: Even if the photo was not intentionally alluding to the ape imagery of yesteryear, Annie Leibovitz and Anna Wintour, "experts" on imagery that they are, should have been able to look at that photograph and realize what sorts of feelings it would evoke in the public. At worst, the picture's racist, at best, it's evidence of glaring ineptitude. That straight boy sure does have him some sass. So, readers, if you're not too mad at us right now, what's your take on this James outrage? |
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We bet you guys have some crazy secrets, so spill the beans! Here's one to start you off: "I have a secret crush on George W." |
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Well, now that fucker's living it up like a queen in Vegas for the Palazzo's opening weekend. We celebrated the weekend with the opening of the latest go-go boy. Sigh… |
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Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This
Yes, Cord Jefferson, this is hell. [Image] |
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• Project Runway's Jack Mackenroth sits down with HX's Brandon Voss. • Democrats in close Iowa race. • Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson doesn't like the suburbs. We have a feeling the suburbs probably don't like him, as well. |
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Here's editor Cord Jefferson's Venn-centric take on Jamie Lynn Spears' forthcoming bastard child. |
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