Kevin Spacey better keep a closer eye out for cameras.

The suspiciously single actor recently stepped out in Croatia and had his peepers peeled on other things, like another man's ass, which, in fact, Spacey himself exposed. We wonder what he was looking for…

About 1% of Uganda's population qualifies as "Non-African," a social group that includes European crackers. Now, we don't want to be racialist, but are we the only ones who find this Croatia-based news source Javno's coverage of anti-gay protests in Uganda a bit…shall we say…misleading?

Croatian priest Andro Ursic's one talented homophobic schmuck. Never in all our lives have we heard someone speak so poetically, so eloquently, so ridiculously about anal sex:

Two homosexuals join unnaturally and aggressively. Two screws cannot join, two nails cannot enter one another. True, there are several holes in a man that are intended for something else by nature and God’s plan. But a disoriented homosexual is trying to turn his penis into a drill and widen the hole of his partner where feces come out.

Now we know why people are gay: they've got a wicked case of vertigo.

To see some video of Ursic's unorthodox sermonizing, jump away…

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Croatian queers did a valiant job ignoring their anti-gay detractors at last week's pride. At least one of those detractors, meanwhile, caught coppers' attention.

A man identified only as Josip P. has been arrested and charged with a hate crime for allegedly preparing Molotov cocktails for the gays…

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About 200 Croatian queers and their admirers ignored shouts, jeers and scowls as they marched through Zagreb. Despite a roughly equal police presence, about ten participants were injured by flying objects. Authorities arrested eight violent anti-gay protesters Saturday afternoon, including five who may have had Molotov cocktails.

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• The American Family Association says this past weekend's muscle-fest, Mr. Gay International, was "designed to get homosexuals together for sexual activities." We must have missed the contest's mandatory orgy competition.

• Queer jock Boi from Troy raises the possibility that a USC football player might be responsible for splitting up America's most annoying couple, Nick and Jessica. And the quarterback isn't tackling Jessica.

• Over 1,000 brave Croats come out of the closet by having their names printed in the local rag! Well, first names only.

• UNICEF bombs the hell out of the Smurfs's gay village in a new ad aimed at raising funds. Our thoughts are with Vanity smurf's partner.

• A gay priest speaks out against the Vatican's upcoming ban on gays and (surprise, surprise!) reveals not all men of the queer cloth are dirty little sluts!