The crowd went ape shit during the unveiling of David Beckham's new Emporio Armani undie ad yesterday in San Francisco. This is but one of the five new images in which Becks and his blessed bulge appear.

A (giant) spread, after the jump.

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David Beckham continues his fashionable affair with Giorgio Armani. The soccer star will appear at Macy's in San Francisco to unveil a new image from his ongoing ad campaign with the Italian designer. We must say, his package looks quite nice from all angles.

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Anderson Cooper sure does have an eye for detail. The newsman recently chilled with David Beckham and just happened to notice the soccer great's new tattoo.

Anderson didn't reveal, of course, that he's got a life-sized Becks doll tucked in the corner of his closet.

Like most sports, soccer remains a "straight" man's game. Gay players hide in the shadowy closet while folks like David Beckham get scads of press for their public "private" lives.

While no one's asking for a gay David Beckham - okay, some are - FIFA* president Sepp Blatter called for closeted footballers to grow a pair:

[Blatter] insists 'gay footballers' need to come out, so to speak, and not hide their sexual orientation.

He insists that male professionals should learn from their female counterparts, and not fear alieanation in the locker room.

"There are gay footballers but they don't declare it because they think it will not be accepted in these macho organizations," he said. "Look at women's football: homosexuality is more popular there."

Among the players or the fans?

*Fédération Internationale de Football Association

David Beckham caused a splash when he donned Emporio Armani's skivvies. But who stuffs them better: The athlete, or Beautiful's Zach Burns and James Charlton? Check the thumbnails for larger versions, then cast your vote.

Nuestro dios! Spanish football player and former David Beckham shower mate José María Gutiérrez, affectionately referred to as “Guti," was snapped smooching a male mate recently.

The tabloids went nuts, of course, but no one expected such a fall out: Guti's wife ain't feeling the love and has decided to "take a break" from their 8-year marriage, according to reports.

Jose Maria Gutierrez Hernandez, 31, is married to TV presenter Arancha de Benito and they have two children.

She has made a statement to the press stating she has decided to "take a break" from their eight year marriage.
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Guti has played for Real Madrid his entire career, starting with their youth academy in 1986, and is one of three team captains.

Loose translations of Spanish media say Guti and his unidentified pal had a quiet dinner prior to being spotted by a tabloid photographer. The paper also seems to intimate that the soccer player has a history of homo-related behavior.

What would Desmond Morris say!? Lad rag Maxim recently asked its readers to name the world's gayest straight men. The bulging list includes Terrell Owens, Oscar de La Hoya and, of course, David Beckham.

While it's cute and all, the feature's tag line leaves a little to be desired: "These heterosexual dudes are just a smidge too in touch with their feminine sides."

David Beckham knows you want him - and he loves it!

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Last week came David Beckham's Emporio Armani underwear ad campaign. This week, well, we bring you even more of it. In color, even.

May we present: David Beckham, as seen in your dreams.

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Elton John obviously envies David Beckham's balls:

Sydney's A-list may have been starstruck but it took Elton John to break the ice at the Foxtel is Football party last night, greeting guest of honour David Beckham with a cheeky quote, "Allo Golden Balls".

The football king and queen of crocodile rock's friendly banter kicked off the fun at Cafe Sydney, where the A-list went ga-ga over the LA Galaxy superstar.

As you can see, Pretty On The Outside offers us a look at Beckham's aforementioned balls. And, it appears, some wishful thinking.

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Despite reports to the contrary, David Beckham will not be guest starring on Desperate Housewives.

The super star soccer stud was rumored to appear on the ABC sudster with fellow Brit, Robbie Williams.

The equally attactive Eva Longoria put gossip to rest yesterday:

I talked to Victoria the other day. I told her about that rumour, she was laughing. David had a good laugh out of it. No, they are not coming on the show.

Never fear, queers: the hour-long drama will still be getting gay when Tuk Watkins and Kevin Rahm join as a same-sex couple.

Former footballer Graeme Le Saux's new book alleges that David Beckham and others taunted for the straight Le Saux being light in the loafers. Becks, however, says Le Saux's a liar.

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