Speaking of wars, there’s a loud one going on here in the world wide web. Man-on-man porn star turned Republican lap dog Matt “Dirty” Sanchez launched a few gay-flavored jabs at those homos over at Gawker. He seems to think all homos everywhere suffer from the deadly: “rainbow colored multi-cultural mental disorder.” Darrr, wouldn’t that include you, you closet case chump?[Gawker]

One of you clever readers started a rumor that Genre is closing its doors. Actually, the rumor is that those doors have already closed. Gawker talked to Neal Boulton, we spoke with publisher Bill Kapfer and both deny said rumors. Kapfer even boasted: We just put to sleep our special double cover fashion and fitness issue.

The issue is rich with incredible editorial lifestyle coverage and is balanced with a great slate of advertisers — from Delta Air Lines to John Bartlett

The double cover is a first in our category- and truly shows off Neal Boulton’s talent as a visionary.

With our latest ABC audit statement showing another 25% increase in audited subscriptions, … Continued…

“Gay Modern Love” makes the Times‘ “Modern Love” look archaic. [Gawker]

The Gawkerites banished the homophobic commentators who left homophobic comments on their commentary about homophobia. Homo!

If you’re a gay New Yorker, you’ve no doubt seen a shirtless Sam Champion living it up at the gay nightspots. We sure as shit have - and, quite frankly, it’s whore-ific!

Considering the body of empirical evidence supporting the GMA weatherman’s man loving, we can’t help but wonder whether he’s turned Scientologist. Consider this piece of Gawker-acquired gossip: Here’s a bizarre sighting of the ABC weatherman with a female date at the Royalton’s new restaurant. “Friday January 18th, 9pm 44th and 6th Ave: Sam Champion the weatherman making out with his dining companion at Brasserie 44… AND IT WAS A WOMAN! His ‘date’ climbed on top of his lap (knocking over … Continued…

A reader sent us this video of regular Joes sticking it to Mr. Tom Cruise.

And, yes, more than a few people mention his dubious sexuality - one woman insists that Cruise practices Scientology’s deep commitment to racial equality: “He sucks black cock, he sucks Indian cock…”

Stars really are just like us!

Meanwhile, in other Cruise-tastic news, the kids over at Gawker features an uproarious video: Tom Cruise On Tom Cruise, Gay.

Gay media mogul Nick Denton’s master plan seems to be crashing down.

The Gawker founder stepped in yesterday as managing editor and touted his site’s brave new direction. Unfortunately his public cries didn’t match one staffer’s personal experience: media reporter Richard Morgan says he quit after just one day. Morgan questions Denton’s “vision”: [Denton] is erratic. There is no vision beyond page views.” Morgan also claims his short-lived boss is “obsessed” with the gay mafia. But, really, who isn’t?

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Gay media mogul Nick Denton’s getting back to his Gawker roots. NY Times reports that Denton will be filling in as his flagship website’s managing editor: Mr. Denton…will become the managing editor, at least on a temporary basis, of the prominent New York media blog on Jan. 2, according to three employees who requested anonymity because the move has not been announced. Asked about the new position, Mr. Denton declined to comment.

The decision may indicate Mr. Denton’s desire to have a more direct role in his first blog. On Nov. 30, immediately after three of Gawker’s top editors quit, Gawker published a job listing for a managing editor. Denton’s apparently … Continued…

Cruising just got a whole lot easier! The kids over at Gawker turned out Rod Townsend to demonstrate how Larry Craig and other toilet trolls get theirs. Seen above: “The Jazzhand Jizzdown”. It’s obviously not for beginners.

Perpetual Gawkstar Choire Sicha better watch his blogger back, ’cause an irate Queerty reader’s out for blood. The gay drama when Sicha wrote the following: Advertising and marketing people spent $223.3 million in 2006 to convince the gays to go various places. God, it was so much cheaper 65 years ago when they used to just load them into boxcars. To the point and, we think, subversively hilarious.

The aforementioned reader didn’t think so, ’cause he wrote to us asking why we hadn’t launched a war against Sicha: “Why are you not up in arms about this? We all would if some republican had said the same thing!”

We disagreed…
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Michael Musto’s Village Voice column reads like a eulogy this week as the gossipy gay mourns the loss of Gayville’s greatest heroes: bottoms.
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Jason Preston took it upon himself to send Gawker a little love update. It looks like Marc Jacobs, who appears on Out’s September issue, broke down and took the former rent boy back.
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There’s a bit of gay drama brewing at New York Times.

Gawker passed along word that the newspaper formed a “Diversity Advisory Council” after a top editor called an employee a faggot during a going away party.

And now the junior detectives at Page Six think they know who let the “faggot” fly…
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We knew when Confessions of a Bareback Top went underground, that the latex-less sexual predator would again rear his unprotected head. Well, that time has come.

On June 6th at 11:19PM, the anonymous fucker announced that he would soon be publishing a fresh post. A man of his word, he did. On Friday at 7:55pm, he published this sort-of-triumphant/sort-of-terrifying message:

You’ve been warned. Especially you, Gawker. If we were you, we’d be double wrapping out shit.

• Friendly warning to America’s Next Top Model’s Nigel Barker - the kids from New Now Next have been stalking you. We don’t think you’re in any danger, but you may want to be careful when/how/where you do your stretches. Also, if some faggots ask you to spot them, throw the poor boys a bone. Especially if you’re wearing short shorts. [New Now Next]

• Lance Bass is writing a memoir not-so-cleverly entitled Out of Sync. [Entertainment Tonight]

• Gawker wants you to rename it. [Gawker]

• Meanwhile, Bass’ ex’s (Reichen) ex and former Amazing Race contestant, Chip Arndt, hopes to raise 100,000 to fight AIDS. Cool, right? What’s not so cool is that his correspondent MySpace page plays “Here Comes The Sun”. What about Michael Jackson’s Ryan White memorial tune, “Gone To Soon”? Too depressing? Okay, what about “You’ve Really Got Me” by The Kinks? Oh, wait… [MySpace]

• Largo’s would-be city womanager Steve Stanton’s still deciding whether to appeal his firing after announcing impending sex change. [St. Petersburg Times]

• No more gay only bars in England. Contrary to what you may think, this is a good thing… [Pink News UK]

• Universal Press Syndicate vows to continue publishing Ann Coulter’s column. [TPM]

• No Idol for The View. [TMZ]

• Holy fucking shit!! Stonewall reopens in 5 days! OMG! We’re totally hyperventilating! Hurry, someone remind us how much we don’t care!! [NY Observer]

• Don’t forget Good Times tonight at eastern bloc with guest DJ’s Baby C and Sparber. Details and some pics from a previous installment, after the jump…
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