The crowd went ape shit during the unveiling of David Beckham’s new Emporio Armani undie ad yesterday in San Francisco. This is but one of the five new images in which Becks and his blessed bulge appear.

A (giant) spread, after the jump. Continued…

David Beckham continues his fashionable affair with Giorgio Armani. The soccer star will appear at Macy’s in San Francisco to unveil a new image from his ongoing ad campaign with the Italian designer. We must say, his package looks quite nice from all angles.

[via Towleroad]

• We don’t think Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are fucking, but we bet at least one of them comes out next year.

• Mike Huckabee’s a manipulative bitch: Mike Huckabee is holding a press conference right now in which he was supposed to unveil a new negative ad against arch rival Mitt Romney.

But Mr. Huckabee came to the press conference and announced he’d had a change of heart and would not be broadcasting the ad after all.
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He then broadcast it for a room crammed with reporters, photographers and television cameras. Way to take the high ground, Huck.

• Today’s Choire Sicha’s last day at Gawker. Good luck on everything, Mr. S! The Metro Section will miss your peepers.

• Ladies love man-on-man action, says Mark Simpson.
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• New York Blade takes a closer look at Cruising.

• Larry Craig’s family has dubious past, including statutory rape charges.

• Footballer Graeme Le Saux isn’t gay, but he knows the pain of anti-gay jibes.

• Giorgio Armani on “power dressing”: I think power dressing today is about self-expression rather than uniformity or conformity. It is about having the confidence to express your own identity. So there has been a 180-degree turnaround from the 1980s. I think that is a very positive change. This from the man who hasn’t changed his black t-shirt in 5000 years?
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Another day, another gallery from Milan’s spring/summer men’s shows. Today we feature threads from Calvin Klein, Giorgio Armani, Iceberg and John Richmond.

The first two stink, Iceberg’s offerings are kind of sexy and Richmond’s straight up rock. Don’t take our work for it, though. Check ‘em out, after the jump…

In case you missed our first two round-ups, click here and here.
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Wow! We’ve never imagined Giorgio Armani in a speedo, but if we had, it certainly wouldn’t look like this.

TMZ passes on word that the Italian designer’s soaking up some sun in Spain. Armani’s looking pretty good for an 157 72-year old. And his legs look so smooth!! We wonder if he waxes or shaves. Probably wax…

Congratulations, Armani, you’ve now been relieved of your zombie status!