Paula Abdul’s come under heavy fire in recent days.

As we all know, the American Idol host kind of screwed up last week when she misspoke and said she had heard both of Jason Castro’s songs when, in fact, he had only performed one.

Well, Colin Schoenberger of NewNowNext recently spoke with the entertainer and got to the bottom of how the snafu went down. We would go into the details, but it’s complicated and, quite frankly, not as interesting as this: …People talk about Madonna being the queen of reinvention - and while I applaud her - I don’t know anyone who’s reinvented themselves more than me, and created monumental, ginormous … Continued…

Madonna will reportedly get full rights over her kidnapped adopted Malawian son, David Banda. [Breitbart]

First daughter and author Jenna Bush will marry this weekend. Do you care? We actually do, which shocks us more than it shocks you.

The Hills girls may be incomprehensibly famous, but not all reality stars live their caviar dreams. For example, Rodrigo De Carli left his gay porn star life at Rascal videos to join the ranks of Janice Dickinson’s Modeling Agency.

Well, things didn’t turn out quite the way he wanted, because the De Carli’s gone back to his dick sticking ways: …De Carli AKA Claudio Martin (who was originally a Rascal Video Exclusive) is returning to XXX films this summer in two upcoming Lucas productions: Flatiron Fuckers and Pounding the Pavement.
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Jackie Warner better watch her back.

Some of the lesbian gym bunny’s fans were none-too-pleased with her performance on last night’s Work Out, during which she fired one of her impossibly annoying trainers. And, as a means of venting their frustration, these “fans” are petitioning Bravo to cancel Warner and her “bad behavior.” Here’s what one mutinous lady-lover said about Warner: Last night was the final straw for lots of fans. They feel that Jackie is a poster child for bad behavior, [a] very negative icon for the gay and lesbian community.

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Like old Madonna, Pete Wentz owes at least part of his career to the gays.

The bent boys are always fawning over this over-hyped singer, who once showed his penis to the world and confessed that he would - gasp! - kiss a boy. Not one to ignore his biggest fans, Wentz gave the gays some more love last night at his bar, Angels & Kings.

New York magazine’s very excited Chris Rovzar “reports.” - or, we’re assuming it’s Rovzar: Naturally, we accosted him. “I heard it’s gay night, right?” he asked us, after we complimented his pointy hair. Turns out Pete has “great ‘dar,” by which he means he has … Continued…

The drama Gods must be laughing today, because Dina and Jim “Gay American” McGreevey have not reached a truce in their ongoing divorce spectacle. That means they’ll go to trial to hammer out custody of their daughter, among many other things. [NY Post]

Oh no! Could Marc Jacobs be back to his drug-addled ways? That’s what gossip-mongers are saying about the designer, who had quite a heroin habit back in the day: “He spends most of his time partying until morning in Paris,” a friend said. “It’s out of control. There’s always a different boy and everyone is worried he’s going to pull a Halston” - referring to the legendary designer whose work suffered due to drinking and drugs. Halston died of AIDS in 1990… But his personal troubles don’t seem to be affecting him professionally. Word is his champion, Anna Wintour, will honor him at next year’s Costume Institute Gala (this year’s honoree was Giorgio … Continued…

Things may get freaky-deaky at Wilton Manor Pride in Fort Lauderdale as the homos prepare to celebrate their - wait for it - first ever nighttime event. Wild! [La Daily Musto]

People say we gays are vain, but we don’t know anyone quite like straight man Mario Lopez.

The actor, who recently began playing lead choreographer Zach in Broadway’s A Chorus Line, reportedly wants to be the biggest muscle man in the show - and he’s making demands to ensure he faces no challengers: [Lopez] refused to wear Zach’s costume, a tan sweater with long sleeves.

It’s an iconic outfit, based on that worn in real life by A Chorus Line creator Michael Bennett, and it’s been worn by countless Zachs… for the past 30 years.

But “Flex” Lopez wanted to wear a brown shirt with short sleeves so that he could show off his biceps.
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Ever-and-thankfully shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey may play Captain America in a 2011 big screen production of the legendary comic book. We hope Marvel brings Captain America back from the dead by then, because a movie of a dead superhero would be too unrealistic. [MG]

What would you do if hunky homo-journo Thomas Roberts hiked you out into the wilderness? Whatever it is, we bet you didn’t think “Interview him!”

Well, that’s what The Advocate’s Sean Kennedy did - fool! - and got the 35-year old to open up on about his very public exit from CNN. Contrary to rumors, says Roberts, he was not fired suspiciously close to coming out. His contract was over and, you know, he had personal shit.

The boys then get into the reality of news television - and how it’s too conservative for an openly gay anchor. In fact, Kennedy shares some interesting insight into his own experience trying to nail Roberts. … Continued…

We Queertians may dig dudes, but we’re all about beautiful women. Yes, women - not girls, not chicks, not babes. Women. Our colleague Cord Jefferson explains:

The problem with the term “beautiful girl” is that girls are rarely, if ever, beautiful. Girls are pretty and girls are cute — and that’s fine because there’s a time and place for cute (the age 16 and prom, respectively) — but they’re not beautiful. Women are beautiful. Women are sexy. Now, prepare yourself for some of the most beautiful, sexy, vagina-possessing specimens this side of Uranus…

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Madonna’s never been a shrinking violet.

And she definitely made no exception while chatting with MTV’s equally ancient John Norris, who asked her about her age after her recent Roseland Ballroom performance here in New York City.

She may have gotten snippy during their exchange, but Norris got the last laugh.

Read and watch his bitchery-laden retelling, after the jump…

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Coming out’s invariably an awkward occasion, but nothing could be - or should be! - quite like the forced disclosure seen on this week’s super gay Gossip Girl.
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