Fox News launched a war against Ellen DeGeneres.

We don't watch the network, but radio host Michelangelo Signorile, who obviously has a higher tolerance for idiocy, passed on some shameful coverage about DeGeneres' forthcoming gay marriage to Portia de Rossi:

This idiotic segment of The O'Reilly Factor — with E.D. Hill sitting in — presupposes that Ellen Degeneres has risked losing her advertisers over her announcement that she will get married, which is now a legal right for her in California.

The crazed guest, Laura Ries, an "advertising expert," says there is a "danger" to Ellen talking about getting married. Hill ponders something she finds more interesting: "How did a 50-year-old woman get a 35-year-old woman?"

Meanwhile, idiot Fox overnight host Greg Gutfeld — in his "Greg-alogue" segment — says Ellen should keep her wedding to herself, and that speaking about it is equivalent to talking about your "bowel movements."

Funny, that's basically what we think of Gutfeld: he's a pile of shit.

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Bill O'Reilly probably thinks himself the straightest man in America, but he's sure got a strange fixation with the homosexuals.

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File this one under "half-assed."

Fox News' Greg Gutfeld apologized for trashing trans man Thomas Beatie. And when we say "apologize," we mean read outraged readers' letters and defended himself by calling critics "fat faced" and "wusses." He also tells people they need to "grow cajones like Thomas Beatie."

We can't say we're surprised or expected anything less…