News travels slow in Ohio. Connie of the eponymous ConnieTalk posted a little something something today in which she explains that "Failed actor" and TMZ honcho Harvey Levin likes penis. Shocking, right? Especially after that TMZ commenter went off about old lavender Levin.

Ms. Connie doesn't say anything particular interesting, but she did throw together the above image, which, we imagine, she takes to be a visual indicator of Levin's poofter ways.

Poor Connie obviously has a dearth of gays in her life, so we'd like to offer her one creative suggestion: if that picture's meant to highlight Harvey's homosexuality, we suggest you turn him about 90 degrees.

Homophobes pop up in the darndest places! TMZ recently featured Bill Gates' satirical "life after Microsoft" video in which he jokes about taking the White House, of which TMZ's nameless writers write, "Not a terrible idea — the last Bill we had in the office worked out fine." Such political commentary didn't sit well with a little reader called "Disgusted," who blames gay managing editor and producer Harvey Levin:

I wouldn't call getting impeached working out fine. In fact, that was rather embarassing for our country.

You'll find that this website will tend to project their liberal bias and pionts of view. The reason why is that Harvey Levin is a homosexual. A lot of people are unaware of this fact.

Hence, the liberal bias in the TMZ staff's commentaries. Homosexual activists will promote anything left-wing and liberal to promote their agenda.

That's so true! We're like robots with a primary objective. Levin's our leader.