The L-Word's Elizabeth Keener grabbed a new gay gig. Reuters reports that Keener, sister of Catherine, will appear as a lesbian FBI agent in gay network here!'s latest original series:

The project is described as a cross between The Silence of the Lambs and Twin Peaks.

Keener's character juggles personal demons with the demands of her extended undercover assignment in a mysterious small town, and soon finds herself increasingly enmeshed in the lives of the town's inhabitants.

So, basically it's like Dante's Cove and The Lair, only without the witches and demons and such. Just what the world needs!

You wouldn't know it by their imdb pages, but Shannen Doherty and Robert Gant are starring in a new here! network spy thriller, Kiss Me Deadly: A Jacob Keane Assignment. Kiss us, here!! We've been waiting for this exact thing: a gay cable television spy movie series - yes, there are more - starring our favorite Queer as Folk hunk and that dastardly Ms. D!

Fabulous!

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• Paris is a pussy. The jailed heiress was on the verge of a mental breakdown, so coppers let her out of jail and gave her 45 days home detention, instead.

• Does the Bible endorse trans folk? The Advocate's Joanne Herman says, "yes": "In Matthew 19:12… Jesus describes three types of eunuchs—those “which were so born from their mothers’ womb,” those “which were made eunuchs of men,” and those “which made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake.”

• AfterEllen and its readers name the 100 Hottest Women in the World. The L-Word's Leisha Hailey takes the top slot, while Catherine Deneuve brings up the rear.

• Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes, who are accused of murdering rival producer, Bryan Kocis, will remain in jail until their extradition hearing.

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• Baylor University treats its queer alumni the same way it treats its faggy Starbucks coffee cups. They get rid of them.

• The fabulous Sponge Bob had his own movie last year. Now another homo-friendly animated series gets the feature length treatment. Get ready for Queer Duck: The Movie!

• Here!TV Is now podcasting. It's gay programming for your ears.

• Reacting to New Hampshire's brushing off of civil unions yesterday, Rep. Tony Soltani, talks dirty to us: "Society has to be prepared to agree to accept something before we shove it down their throat."

• Texas and Maine voters go into their respective polling booths for a tug at the lever. This is a chance for you queers to take a step backward or a step forward. Yeah, that's right; think of it as a little dance.