• Project Runway's Vincent Libretti hates blogs. Especially when they're mean to him. Loser. [Defamer]

• Hetero artist sues boss for mistakenly calling her a lesbian. If we sued someone everytime they call us straight we'd be…nevermind. [Gay People's Chronicle]

• Another anti-marriage protest in South Africa. Didn't South Africans already learn that apartheid ain't cool? [News 24]

• Every time Pat Buchanan says flamer, a demon gets its horns. Also, makes a fun drinking game… [Wonkette]

• University of Minnesota joins Arizona on trannie talk. Everytime someone stands up for a trannie, Pat Buchanan feels a sharp pain in the chest. Keep talkin'! [Minnesota Daily]

• It's not gay, but we can't resist the sight of a model eating shit. Hurts so good… [Mollygood]

• Shocker! Not all hospitals able to test for HIV. Thanks, Congress! [Houston Chronicle]

Our nation's capital has so far made little progress in the fight against HIV, and part of the problem has to do with testing. Either D.C. residents are more reluctant to get tested than residents of other cities (not likely) or the Administration for HIV Policy and Programs has bungled the process of gathering the numbers thus far despite receiving gobs of federal funding.

The group has announced that before the end of this year they will be launching an aggressive new campaign to test everyone in the city between the ages of 14 and 84 for HIV. They will be distributing 80,000 oral HIV testing kits to area hospitals, local health organizations, and schools, and will also be holding screenings in Freedom Plaza, which began on Tuesday.

If you live in D.C., please go to Freedom Plaza and get a test. The oral tests are easy, painless, take 20 minutes, and the AHPP will keep your results completely confidential.

Testing Away HIV [Washington Post]