As some of you know, the stock market isn't doing so well. Hell, the economy as a whole seems to be in the shitter!
Everyday seems to be a struggle and we're all going to have to make some sacrifices over the next few months.
After writing about that perplexing faux foreskin earlier this week, we began to wonder what other superfluous genital accessories are on the market.
To save you a financial headache, we've selected five sex toys you really don't need.
The NSFW report, after the jump…
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Our sister site Mollygood has some mean readers - look what "surgeonsgirl" cooked up in honor of Cindy McCain, whom, we suppose, SG thinks looks like the Crypt Keeper. Tsk, tsk.
Oh lordy: someone actually tracked down Levi Johnston, the baby daddy of Bristol Palin's spawn, for an interview about his position in/on the current politic climate.
Confirming most people's suspicions, Levi (who dropped out of high school after the proclamation of his fatherhood), is the type of guy that makes Brody Jenner look like Dr. Gregory House in comparison. No biggie - that just means he will have no problem communicating with his future in-laws.
Some pearls of wisdom from the hockey hunk, after the jump…
"We're gonna take it week by week. If she wins, I'm done. I can't do that for four years. And by 'I'm done,' I mean I'm leaving Earth." - Entertainer and notable political impersonator Tina Fey on the consequences of a McCain/Palin presidency. Meanwhile, is Palin switching her style to fuck with Fey's spot-on impression of her? [HuffPo and LA Times]
Now we've seen it all!
Hoping to capitalize on circumcised men who have longed to experience life with foreskin - a demographic we didn't quite realize represented a market - some clever entrepreneurs have come up with an awe-inspiring invention, the SenSlip! Let the world rejoice. Or something.
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Appearing at a rally today in Pennsylvania, POW-turned-Senator John McCain made this slip while discussing domestic policy: "Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners and the same standards of clarity and candor must now be applied to my opponent."
We're sure he meant "My fellow citizens," or, possibly, "Americans," but surely not prisoners. Unless he's commenting on the psychological prison created by the current administration, in which case - right on!
Michelle Rodriguez got into some queer shenanigans last weekend.
The allegedly lesbianic actress and an unidentified lady friend were sharing a hotel room in Florida, where we assume they had flown for some rest and relaxation, but spent at least one night getting all worked up:
Fellow guests at the recherché retreat say they were awakened at 9 a.m. Sunday to loud banging and the dulcet tones of Rodriguez, screaming at her roommate."I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly," one exhausted guest tells us. "I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, 'Open up, let me in, bitch!'"
The loud knocking continued for another five minutes, says the source, until the "Girlfight" star hollered, "If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back." The door creaked open.
Ladies sure do take their sex toys seriously…
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The hateful, self-loathing and oft-incorrect Sarah Palin and her wild ranting about Barack Obama's "terrorist connections" got our colleague Cord Jefferson thinking about pop culture, language and an easily manipulated public.
Thus, Cord decided to highlight this phenomenon with a non-comprehensive list of the American public's most favorite terrorists. You'll notice that many of the people after the jump have been described as "freedom fighters" (what a cute little shift in terms) by the men portraying them, all of whom are handsome and white.
Could then tension between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin be of the carnal variety? No, but it's fun - and vaguely sickening - to think about! [Katie Halper]
For those of you wondering where Sarah Palin came up with her ridiculously empty answers during last night's debate…
[Via Addenak]
In honor of their 150th anniversary, British lady mag Diva published this handy map of lesbian hot spots across the United Kingdom, which are shown in red. And that data rocked the region's Sapphic foundations:
The near-even spread of lesbians across the UK was not what Diva predicted.Lesbians appear to be almost everywhere and a lot more thinly spread than we might think: most UK postcodes house between 0.2% and 1% of the lesbians in this survey, and it’s only in cities that upwards of 2% of the survey’s lesbians are found.
“The academic literature suggests that the lesbian population is not as concentrated [in major centres] as the gay male population,” said Darren Smith, an expert in the geography of population, at Brighton University.
It's all part of the plan, see? The gays hit hard in urban areas, while the lesbians fan out and begin nesting for the final phase of the revolution. Alright, team, back to the drawing board!
(Note that the lesbians have taken over all of Ireland. Well done, lasses!)
Like two bees trapped in a jar, intelligent Republicans who know Sarah Palin is a terrible dolt and the crazed wackos still supporting the Alaskan governor are currently in a fight to the death.
Let's stand on high like Romans watching the gladiators, shall we?
Clay Aiken's "friends" simply can't believe he's a homo. [YouTube]
