Things we learned in less than three minutes: Justin Timberlake hopes that his speedo-wearing performance in The Love Guru doesn't start a fashion craze; the entertainer wants to kill his interviewer; and, also, he totally couldn't give less of a shit than he does in this short, sweet and inexplicably spellbinding video.

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Queen Madonna got her performance on last night at New York's Roseland Ballroom.

Her show, a fan-directed "thank you" promoting her new album, Hard Candy, also featured a special "4 Minutes" appearance by Justin Timberlake, who also cuddled with the singer backstage.

Madge's one lucky bitch…

Oh no! The previously handsome Justin Timberlake has come down with a case of paparazzi-induced silly face, which previously afflicted Rosie O'Donnell and Clay Aiken. Their cases weren't nearly as tragic as young Timberlake's.

This newest case struck at last night's ASCAP Pop Awards, where Timberlake took home two awards for his songwriting skills. We'll keep you updated as this epidemic sweeps across celebrity-dom.

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Only the most die hardest of die hard Madonna fans will like this collaboration with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, "Four Minutes To Save The World." It's terrible.

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A little known pop singer called Madonna got the recognition she deserves at last night's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

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Danger Mouse and Cee-Lo are up to their old-school tricks on their new album, The Odd Couple. Here's the video for their first single, "Run," which features a very special appearance by Justin Timberlake.

Timberlake's been rocking the retro look quite a bit, huh?

Justin Timberlake's looking quite fetching in Mike Meyers' new flick, The Love Guru.

Watch the complete trailer for the movie - which also costars the gorgeous Romany Malco and stunning Jessica Alba - after the jump…

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Pat Boone may want Kentucky voters to think he's all about "traditional" values, but the famed singer may have a bit of a pornographic past.

A reader sent us a NSFW Hustler-obtained image which appears to be Mr. Boone opening the box on his exceptionally small penis. Could this be wear Justin Timberlake and SNL got the idea?

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Former boy bander Lance Bass made headlines today when he let another secret out off the closet: he married a girlfriend in Las Vegas.

Says the gay entertainer:

People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for like five minutes, but no one talks about it, though. In fact, the only reason we did it is because we wanted to get free drinks all night…and we didn't get one. We're like,`We just got married,' and they're like, `Ah, whatever.'

The earth-shaking news no doubt pained Jossip's sweet faced intern, Whitney Little. The Texas transplant recently revealed to us that she's been nursing a ten-year crush on Mr. Bass.

After laughing for about an hour, we asked Ms. Whitney to elaborate on her imaginary love affair with the gay singer, an affair that continued until just last week.

Read Whitney's lovesick ramblings, after the jump.

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Former boy bander Lance Bass appeared on The View this morning to discuss his new book, Out of Sync. Watch as the gals pick Bass' gay mind on Justin Timberlake, coming out and his mother's reaction ("Are you going to heaven?"). Whoopi Goldberg reassures him, "I think God's okay with you, baby". She's so sweet

Also, Elisabeth obviously doesn't read the news, because she asks Bass if he and Britney Spears are still friends. Poor, poor Elisabeth's dreams are totally crushed.

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Lance Bass must have the shittiest gay-dar. The singer, Hairspray actor and Britney sympathizer once thought that former bandmates Justin Timberlake and Chris Fitzpatrick were also homo.

Pop superstar Justin Timberlake once harbored dreams of starring in a gay movie.

Timberlake's former 'N Sync band mate Lance Bass…suspected the Cry Me A River singer was gay when he discovered his secret ambition.

Bass says, "We thought Justin was gay, because he told us he wanted to do a gay part in a movie."

And Bass also thought 'N Sync's Chris Fitzpatrick might find men sexually attractive.
He adds, "We thought Chris was gay because he used to hang out with a choreographer."

Oh, please. That's hardly a reason to think someone's gay. Frosted blond tips and a goatee? Definitely gay.

Sexy singer Justin Timberlake took a seat on Oprah's famed couch yesterday. And, of course, Oprah ventured into previously forbidden territory: Timberlake's storied romance with train wreck Britney Spears.

Read the lackluster exchange, after the jump.

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