Via those British gossips over at Pop Bitch: Remember in 2004 when Kevin Spacey got “brutally mugged” while walking his dog at 430am? And then how Spacey revealed he hadn’t been mugged but “fell for a con”, where a kid stole his mobile phone and Spacey, running after him tripped over his dog?

What really happened was this. Spacey had taken a shine to a waiter where he was dining. He handed him a 20 pound note tip with his phone number on, and the star-struck waiter agreed to meet him later.

The two men then got trashed together. While walking back to Spacey’s apartment near the Old Vic to continue their drinking session, they passed … Continued…

Nothing like a little gay subtext to get the day going…

Today’s particular example comes via Page Six’s always exciting “sightings” section: “Kevin Spacey cruising Capri with a handsome young man over the weekend.”

We wonder verb they’d use if Spacey and his PYT had been eating. Maybe “Kevin Spacey sucking down some beef with a handsome young man…?”

• Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are now officially man and housewife (forgive us). They’ll do it again tomorrow. Obviously they’re desperate for attention (Oh, it hurts!).

• If Enrique Iglesias were gay, he’d go for George Clooney. And, apparently, have no imagination. (Sorry, Ricky Martin.)

• Shirley Phelps-Roper has been charged with child abuse after letting her 10-year old stomp a flag while protesting a soldier’s funeral. If convicted, she could receive 3-months in jail. God willing…
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There are a whole slew of “private” actors who people just assume might be more interested in people of the same sex than they let on. Sean Hayes, who plays gay on TV and has been plagued by gay rumors, hasn’t exactly been willing to talk about his sexuality. Kevin Spacey even more so.

So can anyone blame a British government supported group who teach gay history for including Spacey on a list of famous queers? His name has since been removed and this whole mess has been deemed a “mistake.”

Sure we could go down the list of suspicious actions by Spacey but we’re better than that.

But we’re still keeping him … Continued…

In tribute to all the celebrities still in the closet, Queerty has declared November 2, 2005 National Stay In The Closet Day. For everybody out there who hasn’t noticed, the forces of closetedness have been gathering steam in the United States. You can barely blink your eyes without seeing a lesbian Methodist minister getting defrocked in full public view.

Why not encourage the trend? Every time a closeted celebrity redoubles her determination to stay in, untold hundreds of millions of closed minds get their hermetic seals sealed tighter. Queerty doesn’t mind that so awfully, mainly because whether a homosexual is in the closet or not, he or … Continued…