Those pesky anti-gay marriage laws are such a pain. Rhode Island based lesbians Margaret Chambers and Cassandra Ormiston are stuck in a loveless Massachusetts marriage because RI judges won’t dissolve same-sex marriages, which the state doesn’t recognize. Next stop: the state’s Superior Court. Then, the world! [WCSH-6]

Jackie Warner better watch her back.

Some of the lesbian gym bunny’s fans were none-too-pleased with her performance on last night’s Work Out, during which she fired one of her impossibly annoying trainers. And, as a means of venting their frustration, these “fans” are petitioning Bravo to cancel Warner and her “bad behavior.” Here’s what one mutinous lady-lover said about Warner: Last night was the final straw for lots of fans. They feel that Jackie is a poster child for bad behavior, [a] very negative icon for the gay and lesbian community.

I am a lesbian.This woman’s behavior in the workplace is really awful. Should lesbians act any differently, especially when being taped … Continued…

Three residents of Lesbos are demanding lesbians give up their name, for the residents don’t want to be known as “lesbians”. Tough shit, right? [Yahoo!]

“Which gorgeous Latina actress is said to have a Sapphic relationship with her hair stylist?” [NYDN]

We’re a bit disappointed in Liz Smith.

The omnisexual once joked that she had slept with scads of people, but now we find out she’s only bagged a scant twenty!
…In a long lifetime I’d have to divide it about equally between men and women so I would say, half and half – about 20 people.

And I’m not bragging. I was married to two of them and I was deep into serial monogamy with some of the others. None of it worked out to my total satisfaction, but some of it was a helluva lot of fun. It’s quality over quantity for this bird!

Lesbian actress Cynthia Nixon kept her breast cancer secret for over two years, but now the red-headed beauty’s speaking out to raise awareness. Here she is chatting about her mother’s battle and her own. No, it’s not glamorous or gossipy, but it’s awesome - like everything Nixon does.

Nixon also opened up about how her diagnosis affected her lady love, Christine Marinoni: Talking openly about a relationship she had refused to discuss, she said: “My girlfriend was the one doing the eating. She was in a panic - and just trying to calm herself down any way she could.” She also revealed her children, who know about the illness, now call both of them “mum”, … Continued…

Burlesque entertainer, former Marilyn Manson lover and all around sex bomb Dita Von Teese appeared in lesbian porn. “[Dita] is seen in an X-rated flick, Pin-Ups 2, being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women.” [Daily Telegraph]

Musician Joss Stone will play gay in a flick called - yes, Snappers. Said Stone of the new gig: “There are things that are going to really push the boundaries — and that excites me.” Us, too! [Holy Moly]

Atlanta-born Kaki King wouldn’t dream of joining her parents’ law firm. This whiz kid guitarist would rather be out touring with the Foo Fighters or promoting her most recent album, Dreaming Of Revenge, for which she’s just started a national tour. We’ve included its first single, “Pull Me Out Alive.”

The 28-year old recently took some time from her hectic schedule - and a Play-Doh fight with a two-year old - to chat with our editor about venturing into the world of vocals, why being vulnerable rocks and the differences between writing for albums and composing for films, as she did for Into The Wild.
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Ted Casablanca offers a long-winded doozy this morning, so we’ll paraphrase: a starlet likes the ladies, but pretends to like boys for public purposes. Her most recent beau, however, can’t keep it in his pants, nor can he keep his mouth shut: he’s blowing her cover, which seems to indicate that this madness soon won’t be so blind. [Awful Truth via Gawker]

Canadian gay boys just love the doctor. Alright, maybe not, but they’re definitely paying their physician more visits, according to a recent survey of 346,000 adults: About 29 percent of gay men consulted a medical specialist in the 12 months prior to the survey, compared with 19 percent of heterosexual men, while 8 percent of gay men consulted a psychologist, compared to 3 percent of heterosexual men.

Seventy-seven percent of lesbians had seen a family doctor in the 12 months before the survey, compared with 83 percent of heterosexual women.

An estimated 65 percent of gay men and 63 percent of lesbians reported their health as excellent or very good — almost identical to heterosexuals. … Continued…

Lovely lesbian couple Cristine Gaiennie and Patsy Lovell welcomed four bundles of joy this week. The gals had been hoping for one baby, but it brought along some friends. Said trooper Gaiennie, who carried the litter, considers the quadruplets “a gift.” Yes, the gift that keeps on giving. And there’s no returning this shit…

No word on whether Gaienne had a caesarian. We really, really hope so…

The Internet’s digital ‘gina just quivered. Ladies such as Whoopi Goldberg, Peggy Noonan and Candice Bergen joined forces to launch a new Estrogen-driven website, wowOwow.

CEO Joni Evans, Vogue’s Joan Juliet Buck and business lady Mary Wells inaugurated the site today with a very revealing - and just as disturbing - tag team with omnisexual gossip monger Liz Smith: MARY: Do you think there are lots of people out there that you would be attracted to? I know I’m not attracted to lots and lots.

LIZ: No, I’m not either. And I’m always very amused — being rather “gender indifferent” as I have been — that people always assume if they see me with … Continued…

Goth gays rejoice! Buffy The Vampire Slayer’s comic book incarnation will soon delve deep into a lesbianic love affair: In the latest installment of the comic book series “Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight” — which continues the saga that began in a 1993 film and then continued during seven seasons of a hit television series — Buffy takes a break from her vampire duties to jump into bed with Satsu, a fellow slayer.
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Joss Whedon, executive producer of the strip, told ABCNEWS.com that the story line flowed naturally and is nothing to gape at.

“We had already established that there was this character, Satsu, was in love with Buffy and that Buffy was kind … Continued…

Formerly mum lady lover Cynthia Nixon has been all sorts of open in recent days.

The Sex and The City actress previously talked box with John Polly, and now Ben Widdicombe passes on some quotes from a forthcoming OK!: “I’m in a fantastic relationship. It’s been about four years,” Nixon, 41, said.

“I’m in love with [Christine] because she’s her. If she were a man, would I be in love with her? I don’t know. We shop and cook and raise children - we both pitch in.”
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Nixon says her children adapted well to the new arrangement. “They were fine,” she says of the coming out. “My son was very little [when it … Continued…