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Mario Lopez Fights Homelessness The Only Way He Knows How
Those of you wondering why Mario Lopez can’t find a date, look no further. |
Five Shows Gay Men (Should) Love
We have a confession to make. You know MVP, the cliché ridden Soapnet series? Well, we’re already total fans. Yes, it’s terribly overacted, trite and a blatantly low budget imitation of Footballer’s Wives, but those faults make it all the more fun. What’s more, it’s positively brimming with attractive men. Thus, like other series before it, MVP seems poised to become a gay favorite. This got us thinking - what are some other gay favorites that aren’t necessarily “gay shows?” Thus, we’ve wracked our television loving brains - and pink pals - for currently airing series the gays love - or could, at least. Our one rule: no major gay characters, which very nearly ruled out ABC. |
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Mario’s Hairy Nips Cause Scandal, Plague, Destruction
Oh no! It seems Mario Lopez’s twisted world of lies has come crashing down: Recently named to a magazine’s hot bachelor list, Mario was asked during the accompanying interview if he “manscapes,” which means removing excess body hair via waxing, shaving, laser or plucking. He responded, “Not at all. That’s the Latin Indian blood in me. My Dad has a hairy chest, but I don’t.” So how come he has a hairy chest in this 2003 photo… and a bare one in a more recent one? Whatever. There are, like, three hairs on his tits in the picture on the left. Maybe they just fell out. Or, possibly, Lopez is a narcissistic monster who … Continued… 16 Responses» |
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Nick Adams Tops Mario Lopez
The war between A Chorus Line costars Mario Lopez and Nick Adams continues! We all know that Lopez stopped Adams’ biceps from stealing the show, but apparently the former Saved By The Bell actor can’t control everything. Underwear company 2(x)ist had been considering Lopez for an upcoming ad campaign, however the younger Adams landed the gig. “Mario was originally No. 1 on our radar as we planned the campaign,” said an insider. “We were ready to call him with an offer, but then we saw Nick. He’s younger, sexy, more interesting. On top of that, his body was crazy. We set up a meeting, and when he walked in, that was it. We … Continued… 17 Responses» |
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Mario Flexes His Diva Muscle
People say we gays are vain, but we don’t know anyone quite like straight man Mario Lopez. The actor, who recently began playing lead choreographer Zach in Broadway’s A Chorus Line, reportedly wants to be the biggest muscle man in the show - and he’s making demands to ensure he faces no challengers: [Lopez] refused to wear Zach’s costume, a tan sweater with long sleeves. It’s an iconic outfit, based on that worn in real life by A Chorus Line creator Michael Bennett, and it’s been worn by countless Zachs… for the past 30 years. But “Flex” Lopez wanted to wear a brown shirt with short sleeves so that he could show off his biceps. |
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Stars Got Moves
We’d be lying if we said we didn’t love Dancing With The Stars, the show where not so A-List stars flit about with professional dancers for the ultimate Hollywood title. Alright, maybe “ultimate” is a stretch, but whatever. Last night marked the beginning of season three. For this go-round, we get a chance to see folk such as Vivica A. Fox, Jerry Springer, Joey Lawrence, and our boy Mario Lopez shake what their mama’s gave them. While obviously we love Lopez, we’re quite taken with football player Emmitt Smith (pictured with partner, Cheryl Burke). So big in the bod and so light on his feet. Swoon… While we’ve always had a guilty … Continued… 3 Responses» |
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Brokeback By The Bell
There was always an unidentifiable tension on Saved By the Bell that kept us coming back for more, and finally someone has pieced it together for us in one coherent video. Set to the music from Brokeback Mountain, Zach and Slater’s love for one another is highlighted in the most touching way. We know it’s a joke, but we got a little choked up watching it anyway, maybe just out of nostalgia for being thirteen. Hmm… Except being thirteen totally sucked. That can’t be it. [via ELH] 6 Responses» |
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Mario Lopez: A Retrospective
Oh, admit it. You love Mario Lopez. From his days on Kids Incorporated, through his post as the host with the most on Petstar–and who could forget “A.C. Slater” on Saved By The Bell? But it was his portrayal as Greg Louganis on Breaking The Surface that introduced America to Mario’s package, like a birthday present wrapped in Speedo wrapping paper true thespian abilities. And thank God for his latest return to television: our beloved Mario landed the plum role of Dr. Christian Ramirez on The Bold And The Beautiful, where he will undoubtedly be featured often without his shirt. … Continued… Respond» |
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Morning Goods: Mario Lopez
Mario Lopez, where have you been? Mario is returning to TV, with a role in The Bold And The Beautiful, and this guy couldn’t be happier. All it takes for the rest of us is the view of those abs, and we’re happy too. Good Morning! |