Michelle Rodriguez got into some queer shenanigans last weekend.

The allegedly lesbianic actress and an unidentified lady friend were sharing a hotel room in Florida, where we assume they had flown for some rest and relaxation, but spent at least one night getting all worked up:

Fellow guests at the recherché retreat say they were awakened at 9 a.m. Sunday to loud banging and the dulcet tones of Rodriguez, screaming at her roommate.

"I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly," one exhausted guest tells us. "I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, 'Open up, let me in, bitch!'"

The loud knocking continued for another five minutes, says the source, until the "Girlfight" star hollered, "If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back." The door creaked open.

Ladies sure do take their sex toys seriously…

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Bad ass actress Michelle Rodriguez celebrated her 29th birthday at Miami hot spot Mansion this weekend. And, from the looks of it, she got pretty into the cause.

The alleged lesbian partied with hundreds of her absolute nearest and dearest pals, actress Patricia Mota and Patricia's sexually ambiguous model sister, Omayra and a brutally attractive Victoria's Secret model known only as Karoline (all pictured together below). Recently broke oil heir Brandon Davis also appeared, looking just as nasty, but less sweaty, as usual.

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Let’s see. She’s been spotted swapping spit with Pink on the dance floor, excels in action roles, and has been photographed jumping into a swimming pool with that other “tough girl” actress, Michelle Rodriguez. So we can’t really say we’re shocked to hear that Kristanna Loken prefers bush over, well, you know, the other option. The hyphenate tells Curve Magazine:

"I have dated and have had sex with men and women and have to say that the relationships I have had with certain women have been much more fulfilling, sexually and emotionally, than of those with certain men. I connect with an aura, with energy. And if the person with whom I connect happens to be a female, that’s just the way it is. That’s what makes my wheels turn."

Is she a full blown dyke or just bi? Sounds more like the former.

Sure, it’s not Ellen’s “Yep, I’m Gay,” but we’ll take another member in the celebrity pink club even if she’s beating around the bush.

We hope that Michelle Rodriguez, when it's her turn to grace the cover of Curve, is more direct about announcing what makes her wheels turn.

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