Had you told us that little Nick Cannon would one day marry Mariah Carey, we wouldn’t believe it. Reviewing this video for Gigolo, however, it’s all starting to make sense. They’re made for each other.

Here it is: the new video for Mariah Carey’s latest single, “Bye Bye,” which was directed by her then-future, currently-new hubby, Nick Cannon.

Our soul sister Lauren Williams of Stereohyped fame described the video as “cheesy Mariah at her cheesiest.” Basically, this shit’s like fondu, only twice as fattening. Oh, and it’s looong!

Now that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have sealed the marital deal, the kids over at Pretty On The Outside offered this amalgamation of the celebrities’ features.

Is this what a Carey/Cannon love child would look like all growed up? And, if so, is this creature pre-op or post-op?

Mariah Carey and much younger man Nick Cannon have tied the knot, which means we’ll never fulfill our dream of being Mrs. Nick Cannon. Until they get divorced, of course. [SH]

We’ve sure been seeing a lot of comedian Nick Cannon’s abs lately, and they look good, but he seems to enjoy showing them to us more than we enjoy looking at them. We will, however, continue to look, even if he is no Tyson Beckford.

Vogue! Now Turn To The Left….. [YBF via Rod 2.0]