Penis-obsessed Rebecca Aronauer is at it again. No, not talking about John McCain’s nether region. This time she’s chatting about “doughy” actor Jason Segal’s penis, which gets a bit of screen time in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. [Gawker]

One would expect a song called “Bag of Hammers” to be a bit jarring, but Thao Nguyen hardly a hard rocker. This Virginia-based beauty - and her band, The Get Down Stay Down - churn out whimsical, feel good folk music. We think you’ll like it.

Also, we dedicate this video to the penis-obsessed Rebecca Aronauer, who turns 134 today! We had a special poem prepared, but swore we wouldn’t publish it. The rhyming words were dick and stick.

Rebecca Aronauer, who happens to be a friend, takes us someplace we’ve never imagined: John McCain’s penis. Rebecca, we love you, but we think you’ve crossed a line, eg: “If There’s Any Hair Left, It’s White.” You’re vile. [Gawker]

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There’s a bit of a civil war brewing in our blogger family. In a piece rhetorically entitled, “Am I A Jerk For Downloading The New Radiohead Album For Free?” Jossip editor Rebecca Aronauer writes: “I wasn’t an economics major, but when someone offers me the choice of paying for something or getting it for free, I usually choose free.”

In a blistering editorial of his own, Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson confirms Aronauer’s fears: Yes, you are a jerk for downloading the new Radiohead album for free… The reason you are a jerk is because the business model Radiohead created is innovative, smart and important, and you should support that, no matter how little you … Continued…