No doubt living with HIV ain't a picnic. It can be especially tough when dealing with matters of the homo heart, as 33-year old Andrew March, a hemophiliac who contracted HIV through a blood transfusion at age 13, tells The Guardian:

I have had two relationships but the psychological aspects are an absolute nightmare in terms of dating. I have met people who are wonderful and would be wonderful partners but it doesn't get beyond the first week. It's really hard. I feel like I'm poisonous.

That's the saddest thing we've read all week. Nay, all month. Hang in there, Mr. March, your prince charming will come. And, if not, who cares? You don't need no man - that's why God invented dildos. And hookers.

Online dating service Chemistry.com isn't backing down from eHarmony.com's lawerly threats. The brouhaha began last month after Barry Diller's Chemistry.com started running television and print ads taking on the eHarmony's gay ban.

Founded by Focus on The Family ally and James Dobson pal, Dr. Neil Clark Warren, eHarmony insists they don't discriminate against gays because they disapprove, but because their patented psychological tests aren't calibrated for the queer mind. Oh, and then there's the whole no gay marriage thing - eHarmony boasts its marriage-oriented goals. Since gays can't marry, well, eHarmony can't invite them into the not-so-loving fold. Discrimination sure is convenient, huh?

It certainly is for Chemistry.com's advertising agents, who concocted the aforementioned ads to prove their gay worth. And they're certainly getting in the thick of the gays this and next weekend: the company's booked two ads in New York fag rag, Next. Something tells us eHarmony hasn't booked any space in the weekly's pages. Perhaps they're too busy fending off lesbian Linda Carlson's discrimination lawsuit. Will eHarmony's anti-gay tenacity take them down? We fucking hope so.