Celebrity rags are always ragging on famous ladies who get an (alleged) nip and/or a tuck. Well, now we're giving it to a few of the men.

We'll start with Thierry Mugler, who has done gone lost his mind.

The former all-star designer, pictured with Jean-Paul Gaultier in 1993, decided to turn himself into this: a creature he calls Manfred. More like man-dread. Ha!

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Hey, fellow Americans! Guess what?! Holier-than-thou actor and British homosexual Rupert Everett doesn't like us!

Why? Because apparently we Yanks don't stand up and fight for what's right. Oh, and we all talk like Carrie Bradshaw.

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Not all of Russian's gays are proud of this weekend's clandestine pride.

Frighteningly plasticine singer Boris Moiseyev told a newspaper that while he thinks the nation's gays should be able to march, the gays should basically back off: …Moiseyev doesn't approve of Moscow gay pride parade organizers being so persistent in their desire to conduct a march in spite of the authorities ban and public protests. "If society doesn't accept [gays], they shouldn't insist."

This sort of reminds us of when Rupert Everett "party-grazing cows" comment.

Hello, readers! Editor Andrew here! I felt it best to introduce this interview in first person, because I've known this particular subject for - well, longer than I care to mention. And I'm sure Annie "Anne" Hathaway wouldn't want you to know that we met dangerously close to a dumpster. The horror! (But, seriously, she was moving into her dorm at college when I stumbled by and thrust myself upon her, the way I start all my serious relationships.)

Anyway, Hathaway's currently in Los Angeles, where she'll receive the Human Rights Campaign's Ally Award. Rumor has it HRC has a hit out on me, so I unfortunately wasn't able attend this evening's festivities. Luckily, Hathaway made some time yesterday to have a chat with me, to whom she's always been quite the ally.

We touched on some predictable topics, but I also threw her for a loop with some curve balls. For example, "Should Sally Kern be censured?" and "Does Hollywood condone the closet?"

Hathaway handled herself like a pro, of course and I offer Annie many thanks for being a friend. We've traveled down that road and back again. Her heart is true. She's a pal and a confidant. And if Annie Hathaway threw a party, invited everyone she knew, you would see that the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend."

Now that I've proven my gayness by quoting the Golden Girls theme, dive into that there jump and read what Hathaway had to say for her pretty self…

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Rupert Everett may have hosted Australia's gay pride last year, but that doesn't mean he revels in the lavender madness.

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Rupert Everett confirmed that he's writing and acting in a movie about Oscar Wilde. And, of course, the increasingly vocal actor used the occasion to criticize his peers. No, he didn't question George Clooney's sexuality, but Everett did piss on screenwriter David Hare and director Richard Eyre, who collaborated on Wilde biopic, The Judas Kiss:

Yes, I'm writing a screenplay of a film I'm hoping to get made with myself in it, about Oscar Wilde, after the trial, his life in exile…It's provisionally titled Sebastian Melmoth, after one of the aliases Wilde adopted after his downfall.
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…Those people should never ever have thought about attacking the Wilde story, because they have no sympathy, or sensitivity or sensibility…

They're rigorously straight, the two of them

They cast Liam Neeson as Wilde - why? Because he's big and Irish.”

Everett's neither of those things, of course. He's just gay.

Will someone please tell Rupert Everett to shut his pretty little mouth?

The Clooney questioning actor garnered some ink again today after comparing Hollywood, a geographical location, with Al-Qeada, a terrorist organization. As if that's not enough, the actor goes on to criticize the entertainment industry's double standards:

A 50 year old male drug addict will be supported. Everyone feels enormous compassion for them. Without naming names, female alcoholics and drug addicts are absolutely rejected. It's not accepted.

"No one suggests that Robert Downey Jr (who went to prison twice while battling drink and drug problems) was really that crazy whereas Britney Spears is almost witch hunted.

Oh, please! We don't hunt Britney because she's a woman! We stalk the pop star because she's partly our creation: we feel responsible for her gloriously tragic end and want to revel in her tabloid-ready beauty.

Rupert Everett simply can't stop talking shit! The gay actor recently ripped into Kate Moss and former friend Madonna for their "terrible" style. Now Everett's making waves for his comments on some of Hollywood's greatest actors, including "straight man" George Clooney. Via Huffington Post:

"[George] Clooney thinks that, provided he does films which are politically committed, he's allowed to do Ocean's 11, 12, and 13", he says. "But the Ocean's movies are a cancer to world culture. They're destroying us."

And Clooney the man? "He's not the brightest spark on the boulevard. He'll be president one day. Mark my words, if he's straight, he'll be president."

Meanwhile, Everett describes Diane Keaton, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and other heavyweights as "parodies of themselves". No word on what Everett thinks of himself.

Relatively scandal free Rupert Everett credits his homosexuality with keeping him grounded. Had he not done dudes, says the 48-year old actor, he'd be a drug addicted maniac who "fucks everything that moves":

It's just as well I'm gay.

If I was straight, I'd be a hopeless mad movie star who fucks everything that moves. That's what I'd be like - married to every single girl that I'd worked with, on wife number 10 by now, always being sued for divorce because I'd been caught with two chicks somewhere.

Or I'd be like a rapper - three girls at the same time, coke, orgies, yachts. I would be a monster, actually. I'd have to be competitive on a lad level with all those other male movie stars.

Rappers sound sort of gay…

Rupert Everett's inner bitch came shrieking out this week. The brassiere wearing St. Trinian's actor blasted former pal Madonna and model Kate Moss for their terrible style:

Forget St Trinian's, I should really be headmistress of a star academy. All these so-called style divas have such terrible dress sense. I could give them a proper going over, and then put them back on the road.

Ooh, look, Kate Moss' hands have become almost as grabby as Madonna's.

Actually, they're all at it, clutching their handbags with knobbly claws, like it's stuffed full of cash. That will have to be one of the first week's lessons at school. How to hold your handbag without looking grasping.

Everett better watch his back! We all know Madonna and Moss both vast international networks of homo agents. They could strike at any time in any way. Our prayers are with you, Rupert…

Note to Madonna and Moss: the "prayers" we promise Everett are in no way a sign of allegiance. Don't hurt us…

British born Rupert Everett's latest role taught him a valuable lesson: big tits can be the pits. Appearing as a school's headmistress in the remake of St. Trinian's, the gay actor gets to dress as a gal with a cumbersome bosom.

Laments Everett:

I wear marvelous clothes – tweed suits, Wellingtons, pearls, scarves from Hermes. I also have very big breasts. It has made me feel much more sympathetic to women. Double D cups put your back out. I think I'd have them off. Breasts and high heels are awful.

That's just about the saddest thing we've ever heard! Our hearts go out to you, Everett, you brave, brave boy.

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Rupert Everett's big mouth gets him into trouble once again. A little over a week after trashing gay adoption, the handsome gay actor got a talking to after talking about some hot sexual encounters on BBC:

Speaking about his youth on BBC One's Breakfast program, Everett recalled visiting provincial cinemas.

The 48-year-old gay star then continued to elaborate upon the kind of things that would take place between couples in the back row of the "dark and sexy" theatres.

Horrified hosts Suzanna Reid and Charlie Stayt swiftly steered Everett off the risqué topic, reminding the actor that the interview was going out at 9.09am.

9:09? Oh, Rupert, you should have known better - the international ethics codes clearly state that wank nostalgia has no place before 9:10am.

Meanwhile, if you readers want to see Everett have a bit of fun with leather and whips, check out a skit from Britain's The Friday Night Project, after the jump…

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April March first caught our ear during Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof.

Tarantino's soundtracks always strike a chord, so naturally we set out on a quest to find a video for March's track, "Chick Habit". We were unsuccessful on that front, but we did find the song set over Blue Murder at St. Trinian's, the second in the The Belles of St. Trinian's movie series.

Based on the cartoons of Robert Searle, the first of those flicks starred Alastair Sim as Clarence Fritton and his sister, Miss Fritton. Pretty scandalous for 1954. Now, in 2007, Rupert Everett will take over the role in Oliver Parker's silver screen adaptation of the hit movies.

We also learned that April March didn't originate "Chick Habit". French songster Serge Gainsbourg wrote the song - "Laisse Tomber Les Filles" - and a woman named France Gall provided the vocals. We included that brieg video, after the jump. Since that video's so short, however, we've also included Gall's 1977 single, "Musique". We're, like, totally international!

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Bravo's cooking contest, Top Chef, turns up the heat this season in Miami. While fan favorites Padma Lakshmi and Tom Colicchio make their triumphant return with a new sidekick, Ted Allen.

That's right, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's culinary queer's up in the mix as the show's newest, gayest judge. AfterElton sits down with Allen to get the scoop on the show and, for some reason, his taste in men. Literally:

AE: You're trapped on a deserted island with Tom Colicchio, Carson Kressley and Rupert Everett. Whom do you eat to survive, and how would you prepare them?
TA: First of all, I'm not eating Carson. He'd be all stringy. Carson is a little too lean. Tom Colicchio is a delicious-looking man, but I think I'd have to go with Rupert. Many of us in the community would find him the most delicious. If we're on a desert island, I'd dig a pit. Something spicy or sort of Caribbean would be good for Rupert Everett.

Allen also offers some details on the hottie contestants, the season's tasty twists and insists he's not a party guy. He's more inclined, he says, to spend his time eating a Cuban…sandwich.