• Broadway star Denis O'Hare's partner was arrested for making a terrorist joke at an airport. We now know he isn't the funny one in the relationship. Terrorism jokes are so 2001.

• No doubt timed to prove his heterosexuality if his role in Brokeback Mountain is a tad bit too convincing, Heath Ledger becomes a dad.

• No stranger to homoeroticism (Top Gun, Batman Forever), Val Kilmer was the one who suggested he tongue Robert Downey Jr. in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.

• The Chocolate Show comes to New York November 10. It's an entire weekend devoted to the second favorite thing we love to put in our mouths.

• At first we thought 50 Cent disagreeing with Kanye West over Bush implied one of them was coming out. Alas, it was actually just evidence that American political discourse has reached a new low.

• He's no Harriet Miers (in more ways than one. We so miss the mascara), but Judge Alito might turn out to be homo-friendly. Stress might.

• well, now we know Judge Alito's family is at least inclined to support gay rights. His wife's been to the Rosie O'Donnell school of hairstyling, his daughter found the dykiest top ever made, and the son? Well, he managed to get right into the Monica Lewinski position, there, didn't he?

• The always probing Boston Herald announces that the NBA is homophobic. You don't say.

• Those wacky conservatives continue to boycott American Girl dolls calling them anti-family. So what toy will they buy their kids now? The big tittied emaciated wholesomeness of Barbie, perhaps?

• Gay Brazil seems to be in the news quite a bit these days. Yesterday we told you about the country's first televised gay kiss. There'll soon be more than two guys kissing to watch on TV. Logo comes out to Latin America.

• Trannies will do just about anything for a crown, even risk catching bird flu in Thailand.

• Leave it to Michael Lucas to give us a reason to buy the video iPod. Madonna videos and porn in our pockets? Flawless.

• Someone please help Toby fix his website. We kinda miss him. Kinda.

• The B Squad sends you a Happy Halloween. It’s funny, but sadly features no anal sex like their last video.

• Bush nominates extremist Samuel A. Alito Jr. to the Supreme Court. We normally would be all bent out of shape, but we have a costume to hot-glue gun together. And that is so much more important.

• Gerard Depardieu is ending his acting career. Um, didn’t he ten years ago?