• We were briefly (and vaguely) intrigued when we found out Creed's Scott Stapp and Kidd Rock had made a sex tape together. Too bad they don't get busy with one another. [Gawker]

• You too can blow your entire annual salaray (and then some) on the shirts off of Jake and Heath's backs. [Ebay]

• The Virginia Senate has passed a proposed constituional amendment to ban gay marriage and civil unions which will now go to voters. What else would you expect from a state with a town named Lynchburg? [Richmond.com]

• Shock! Who would have thought that you could get more than just a rub down at a massage parlor? [The Malay Mail]

• Shopaholic Johnny Weir is a triple threat: he's a princess, an Olympian, and a diva. [Towleorad]

You can always count on celebrities to never learn from other famous people's mistakes. You'd think that they'd be careful not to put their sex acts on tape for fear of it ending up in inboxes all over the world (Colin Farrell, anyone?).

Well, history might be repeating itself once again. But this time the participants are two well-known bi soccer players (identities are being kept under wraps – at least for now) and, if true, these guys will get a very public outing.

The visual evidence sounds pretty kinky:

He performs a sex act with it which is too obscene to be described here. Then Player B calls his number to make the phone vibrate. Player A is also pictured on the bed while Player B—a multi-million pound goal-scoring mid-fielder—kneels to perform oral sex on him.

Meanwhile the music man can also be seen leaning over the pair, kissing and caressing the footballers, who play for different sides.

The source who handed us the graphic images said: "Fans would be stunned if they knew who the players were.

If anything of this is true (News of the World isn't necessarily the most reputable source, you know), then it's only a matter of time before these images end up splattered all over the Internet. And when they do, a certain cell phone manufacturer will definitely get some unexpected publicity.

GAY AS YOU GO! [News of the World]

• Jossip tells you how to get your greedy little hands on Colin Farrell's hooded wang. [Jossip]

• Clay Aiken should be thankful that the whore who is outing him with pictures in some rag isn't resorting to blackmail. That's just what happened to a poor twink in some German boy band. [Bitchless via Towleroad]

• San Fran's Badlands bar and some Castro fags have have resolved their catfight. At long last. [SF Gate]

• Heath Ledger: Still not gay! [A Socialite's Life]

• The European Union is none too pleased about some of the anti-gay stuff going down all over the continent. Are you listening, Poland? [Advocate]

• Ocean County, N.J. is still refusing to give the pension of a lesbian dying of cancer to her partner. Way to make things that much harder on her, guys! [Ocean County Observer]

• The American Family Association is once again waging war on Ford but this time they're bringing along 40 of their fanaticaly conservative buds! [AFA]

• DirtyColin.com may have quickly come and gone but our go-getting sister at Jossip dug up some dirt straight from a key player as to the status of the site. [Jossip]

• Sony and Logo are launching a music label specifically for "lesbian, gay, bisexual and trans-gendered artists" called Music with a Twist. Obviously someone neglected to consult a gay person about the label's name. [Reuters]

• The gay hook-ups keep on coming. Here TV and Google video are joining forces and in turn become BFF.
[Multichannel News]

• Mr. Blackwell phones in yet another worst dressed list with less surprises and even less interest than last year. [E Online]

• You too can own a piece of Keith Haring art! Well, if you have seven figures and can squeeze a 77-foot long mural into your pad. [SF Gate]

Every queen knew it would come out sooner or later, so here it is: Colin Farrell and some nameless Playboy playmate making whoopee in their very own sex tape! It’s first stop? The Internet, of course!

We haven’t actually thrown away the $14.95 (yet) the folks at Dirty Colin charge for the video so we can’t vouch for its authenticity. Yet. But the screen caps appear to be legit. Then again, this could just be wishful thinking on our part.

Sure, a Colin Farrel sex tape sounds totally hot (and after getting cut from A Home At the End Of The World, we finally get a glimpse of Colin’s hooded wang), but we fear, like most sex tapes, it’ll be a bust, full of dark lighting, bad camera angles, and boring chit-chat.

As if we needed to tell you, this link is sooo not safe for work.

Dirty Colin [Official Site]
Colin Farrell Sex Tape Arrives [Defamer]

• The Britney and Kevin sex tape is up for auction. Real or fake, we think we should be paid $1,000,000 to see Kevin Federline bare ass naked. Not the other way around. [My E Bid]

• Gay English and Welsh couples are now allowed to adopt little rugrats of their own. [Reuters UK]

• We don’t think the rumors about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ baby being the reincarnated gay son of L. Ron Hubbard are true. That would imply that the baby might actually be Cruise’s. [NY Post].

• Our favorite political ally, Barney Frank, comes out swinging against the army for not doing enough about queer soldier Kyle Lawson's gay-bashing a few months back. You don't want to piss this queen off. [Advocate]

• Something always did seem a bit bitchy about the dad in Family Circus. [World of Wonder]