“An Oklahoma woman was busted for bestiality after her son stumbled on a trove of homemade movies showing her having sex with dogs.” And, no, it’s wasn’t Sally Kern, although that would have been incredible. [NY Post]

“Our actor needed a massage and made some calls and the next thing you know our actor is getting massaged out in West Hollywood. Well, it turns out our actor was enjoying this massage quite a lot and the next thing you know our actor is getting orally serviced by his male massage therapist. Our actor pays for the massage, but doesn’t leave a tip.” Unfortunately for the actor, the masseuse video taped the entire scene. [Gawker]

Gay marriage love consumed us this week, so we’re keeping this week’s Trolling Tuesday short, sweet and more than a bit disturbing: any cocky guyz intersted in traingin me as a dog? i love to sniff ass, piss my pants, on all four, lick u feet and fetch your used sox. totally submsisive boy here, vgl, 6.2, 185, smooht, uncut 8.5 doggie dick.” Woof. [C’list]

Here’s a burning question: should a lady whose man likes men engage in a threesome with him?

“Hell to the motherfucking no,” according to cigar-smoking, curse-spitting feminist Alexyss Tylor, whose YouTube series “Bitches Verses Sissies” explores many interesting topics, all of which have demonstrative titles, like “girls let yo bowels loose in dat mans bathroom.” A greater inspirational leader we have not met…

Watch Tylor’s nearly ten minute rant on the threesome subject, after the jump.

Oh, and you can be sure this lady’s language is anything but ladylike. In other words, NSFW.
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Ha-ha! Just kidding. This dick digs dudes, dude.

New Zealand-based gay student David Do has pledged some of his free time - and perhaps a bit of pride - dressing as a giant penis to educate fellow students on sexually transmitted diseases. And, also, to provide journalists with some spunky word play, like this: “Auckland University’s gay student president says he doesn’t mind making a dick of himself to promote better sexual health.”

Even Mr. Do got in on the fun, “We’re all doing this for a good reason. The last thing we want is for our male members to be thrust into a sticky situation!” Cheeky!

Hold on to your hats, ladies and gents, because it’s time for some good old fashioned Trolling Tuesday!

This week brings us all sorts of Craigslist madness. Like what? Like this straight-forward offering: “use my mouth like you would your toilet.” It’s almost poetic in its simplicity.

Get an even more ickier taste of gnarliness, after the jump.

Oh, and as you can imagine, the language ain’t safe for work. Or anyone with a weak tum-tum. Don’t worry, though, we didn’t attach any of the pictures we came across. Even we’re not that cruel.
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“A US research base in Antarctica just got a shipment of 16,500 condoms to get its staff of just 125 through the upcoming long, dark winter. The condoms are being provided to keep people from being embarrassed about buying them at the McMurdo base station. ‘Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a bit uncomfortable,’ said McMurdo’s manager, Bill Henriksen.” We guess the old saying’s true: scientists do it better. [NY Post]

You know you’re in trouble when you’re so lonely you turn to a pillow shaped like an arm. What happened to good old fashioned blow up dolls? Or, even better, regular pillows!?

[Daily Dish]

Apparently sex changes with the seasons, so homo-journo Mike Diamond came up with some “summer sex tips.” He also has a list of things you don’t want to hear in bed, like “That’s not my ring. That’s my watch.” [Edge NY]

Oh, gee! Prepare to blush, readers, because we’re reviving everyone’s favorite freak show: Trolling Tuesday!

Here’s the deal: we need you guys and gals to send in the freakiest, saddest, most repulsive and cootie-ridden missives from Craigslist, then we post them, comment and we all have a good laugh.

For an example of what we’re looking for, consider this call from an industrious fellow looking to be turned into an expert in fellatio: As my training proceeds, I understand my trainers may take me to parties, bars, etc. for in-service training and evaluation, or sometimes bring in buddies to push my skill levels and test me as we go along. If you are … Continued…

Introducing “The Curve,” just one of the new-fangled male chastity belts available from CB-2000.

What’s so special about this particular model? Size, of course: “Designed for the longer male. The natural flow of lines in this model naturally conforms with the penis and body. The slim lines makes it easily worn under clothing. It is vented with curving lines and custom openings making it 100% hygienic.”

Sheesh, what’s the point of hygiene if you’re not going to use it?!

Security guards at a Malaysian mall are planning some stake outs after catching gays engaged in “unnatural acts.” [Malaysian Star]

We’re a bit disappointed in Liz Smith.

The omnisexual once joked that she had slept with scads of people, but now we find out she’s only bagged a scant twenty!
…In a long lifetime I’d have to divide it about equally between men and women so I would say, half and half – about 20 people.

And I’m not bragging. I was married to two of them and I was deep into serial monogamy with some of the others. None of it worked out to my total satisfaction, but some of it was a helluva lot of fun. It’s quality over quantity for this bird!

A man who paid $1.5 million for a Marilyn Monroe sex tape says he won’t share. Said seller Keya organ: “He said he’s just going to lock it up. He said, ‘I’m not going to make a Paris Hilton out of her. I’m not going to sell it, out of respect.’” Didn’t Hilton learn from the original? [NY Post]

No doubt the internet has changed gay life in the 21st century, but should it be blamed for the spread of HIV? A journalist at Britain’s Channel 4 seems to think so… [The Inquirer]