Sacha Baron Cohen's penis basically dominated Borat, so it comes as no surprise to hear that the actor's nether regions make a not-so-subtle cameo in his latest big screen endeavor: as Signor Adolfo Pirelli in Sweeney Todd.

Psych! That's not really Cohen's cock. It's movie magic! Marc Malkin offers the delicious details:

There’s no missing Pirelli’s package. “Oh, that was the real thing,” Sweeney Todd’s two-time Oscar-winning costume designer Colleen Atwood told me the other day with a giggle, but quickly admitting, “Yeah, we augmented.”

No surprise, it was Cohen's idea to enlarge his manhood for the flick. Cohen’s body-hugging pants were stuffed with “a little quilted thing.”

We must admit we're disappointed. Why? Because every time a big dick fantasy dies, a fairy loses their wings.

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