Gay gossip Marc Malkin Ted Casablanca is getting married next week. Our invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. [E!]

Ted Casablanca offers a long-winded doozy this morning, so we’ll paraphrase: a starlet likes the ladies, but pretends to like boys for public purposes. Her most recent beau, however, can’t keep it in his pants, nor can he keep his mouth shut: he’s blowing her cover, which seems to indicate that this madness soon won’t be so blind. [Awful Truth via Gawker]

Did something get lost in translation, or has Ricky Martin found himself inadvertently outed? E! gossip maven Ted Casablanca recalls a rather queer Swedish newspaper article starring skin-care guru Ole Henriksen: …We’re sure you caught the recent edition in which Henriksen, über-priced pamperer to the stars, sexually dances round our fave “La Vida” va-va-voomer. When asked who he’d spend a romantic vacay with other than his partner, Henriksen replied: “I’d go for Stig Tøfting [former Danish soccer player], but since he’s straight, I’d say my client Ricky Martin.” Poor Henriksen may have some competition…

Big News in Gayville. And when we say “big,” we mean “a sort-of-famous E! network staple homo-journo plans on getting hitched”. No, not Steve Kmetko. No, not Mark Malkin. No, not even Ryan Seacrest. Give up? Ted Casablanca! (As if the headline didn’t tip you off.)

That’s right, everyone’s favorite toothy yet handsome columnist has accepted soon-to-be hubbie Jon Powell’s proposal. Or, at least, that’s what Defamer heard from Stony_Curtis who heard it from Casablanca’s The Awful Truth: Which brings me to why I feel like Ms. Hilton today—kinda/sorta/maybe just a li’l. All legal and loony, really. See, my partner, whose name is Jon Powell, got all rather Paris Latsis when we … Continued…