It was a hodge podge of Who’s Who in Hollywood last night as A-listers and Blisters came together in welcoming David and Victoria Beckham to America.

Super clique Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Becks, Posh, Jada and Will Smith led the crowd into Los Angeles’ Museum of Contemporary Art. The not-as-selective-as-we-imagined guest list included a big looking Lil Kim, Little Britain’s Matt Lucas, Eva Pigford, Eva Longoria, Posh’s fellow Spice Girl, Mel B, Stevie Wonder and, for some reason, Jon Voight.

Check out some more pics, after the jump.
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Ain’t nothing like a good tonic after a post like that last one. Good thing we stumbled upon TMZ’s photogenic coverage of an - um - enthusiastic David Beckham after Real Madrid’s latest win. Thanks, Becks, we needed that…

In other news from the Beckham Universe, rumor has it he and the Mrs. may be snatching up Madonna’s LA pad. They don’t, after all, want to be homeless when he moved to play for LA Galaxy.

Seaking of the Mrs - that walking horror fest known otherwise as Victoria and/or Posh, she’s signed on to style Tom Cruise and Katie Kate Holmes Cruise for … Continued…

• Speaking of coming out: a new study shows that revealing one’s HIV status may help maintain healthier CD4 cell count.

• Meanwhile, Iranian scientists claim to have formulated a new herbal remedy for HIV.

• In other international news: with nowhere to express themselves in the West Bank, gay Palestinians are finding comfort in Jerusalem.

• Now, let’s turn our attention to some frivolous celebrity gossip: rumor has it that Tom Cruise has asked Ben Stiller to appear in The Hardy Men: an updated, comedic version of the popular mysetry series. Um, since when’s Cruise a comedian?

• In education news, more and more people are turning a critical eye on bear culture. The gays, not … Continued…

• Two Canadians want to open a gay camp. Said camp not to be based on the movie, Camp. [Winnipeg Free Press]

• Yikes! Tom Cruise is crazier than we thought. [Mollygood]

• Lezzie baby mama drama: Atlanta judge rejects woman’s appeal to revoke ex-lover’s adoptive rights. [Sovo]

• Ads in space!!!! (Thank those geeks at MIT.) [Boston Globe]

• Tom Ford’s website. ‘Nuff said. [Tom Ford]

• African businesses join the fight against AIDS. Yay! [VOA News]

We’ve said it before and we’ll probably say it again: poor Katie Holmes. Not only has she been zombified, used as a womb for Tom Cruise’s miracle baby, but now the date for her nuptials to the looney movie-star has been set.

Mark your calendars, ladies and germs: Ms. Holmes will become Mrs. Katie (Sorry, Kate) Cruise on November 18th in Italy. Dressed in Armani, Holmes will go through the traditional Scientology ceremony of having her brain officially removed and replaced with cotton candy, pebbles, and a severe distaste for reality.

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Oh, please, you knew it was coming.

After months of nay-saying, second guessing, and general cynicism, here’s at least some sort of proof that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are raising a child together. Gorgeous, no? Too bad we still have no proof that the little tyke is actually theirs.

We still suspect one of the original - and surprisingly believable - story: the baby came from L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen sperm. Regardless of her origins, she’s a cute kid. Look at that preternatural head of hair! Just gaze into those eerie, all-encompassing eyes.

Yeah, the great Shiloh/Suri showdown for Earth’s soul may be years away, but it’s good to know your enemy early. … Continued…

When the Emmy nominations arrived yesterday – among the obvious nods to Family Guy, The Simpsons, and Grey’s Anatomy – there came two shocks. First was Kathy Griffin’s nomination for My Life On The D-List for Outstanding Reality Program. And second? Recognition of South Park’s Tom Cruise-centered episode “Trapped in the Closet” for Outstanding Animated Program (for Programming Less Than One Hour). Having been on the receiving end of Scientology’s prowess for things like this, we understand the uphill challenge Trey Parker and Matt Stone faced when taking a dump on Cruise’s celebrity. So while we won’t be paying too much attention to whether HBO’s Rome wins for best … Continued…

Sorry, we couldn’t resist. We offer our sincerest congratulations to new parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes along with our hopes that Scientology does not make the poor little girl a weird outcast.

Cruise, Holmes welcome daughter Suri [CNN]

• Ashlee Simpson wins Best Female Artist at the MTV Australia Video Music Awards. Proof that absolutely no one in Australia cares about MTV. [Courier-Mail]

• We’ve discussed the inherent perplexities in Alan Cumming’s fragrance line, “Cumming,” wondering if people are buying the stuff. Apparently they are–specifically, the people who smell bad. [WOW Report]

• Why Paula Abdul is the most important Idol judge. [MSNBC]

• Scientology may have been the “cure” for Tom Cruise’s gayness, but now it’s blamed for a woman’s death. Or maybe, the woman was just nuts?…[The Scoop]

• Madonna, the Kabbalah, and chicken soup. Read to the end for the link to the story. [PAYOR]

• Faye Dunaway leaving the message of all messages. Listen all the way through, bask in the momentum. It’s ironic that she complains about wanting to leave Mommie Dearest behind, yet she just soooo brought her back to life. [WOW]

• Soulforce’s “tour” bus has been vandalized with graffiti. We just hope the spray paint color the vandals used is much more eye-pleasing than school bus yellow. [WBIR]

• Don’t expect to see the South Park episode with Tom Cruise refusing to come out of the closet anytime soon. It seems that not only does the Scientologist have control over his wife, but also over Viacom. [NY Post]

• Who cares about drama and sexual tension on the set of Project Runway. What we really want to know, is WTF was Guadalupe on during the reunion show? [The Village Voice]

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We could be totally behind the ball on this one. And if you’ve seen it, then please forgive us. But we were just sent this clip from our buddy Tom. It’s Tom Cruise on Oprah.

Only this time, she gets it right. Major Giggle.

Tom Cruise on Oprah: The Way It Should’ve Been [Best Week Ever Blog]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes “relationship” had a rocky day, when Life & Style reported the couple had split, followed by, just a few hours later, your standard publicist denial. Why the split? Sexuality, of course, had nothing to do with it. We at Queerty fully support Cruise’s lawyer Bert Fields and his repeated assertion that “Tom Cruise is not gay.” (We hope his secretary has a keyboard shortcut for that phrase because the girl probably has carpal tunnel from typing that thing over and over).

In reference to a forthcoming cover story in the tabloid magazine Life & Style about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, it should be known … Continued…

The always quick to sue Tom Cruise is upset again. This time he’s annoyed with Princess Di biographer Andrew Morton who is looking for dirt on the Scientologist dad-to-be.

Morton isn’t going at it alone. He has hired a private investigator with a past to help him out; a one time gay porn star.

But this isn’t just any gay porn star turned private dick. This is Paul Barressi, the man who in the 90’s gabbed to the National Enquirer that he had a long-term affair with that other L. Ron Hubbard-loving thespian, John Travolta. Of course, Travolta denied the accusations and proved his heterosexuality to the world by marrying Kelly … Continued…