A "group" of Vermont activists were so taken by Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain that they want to actually name a mountain after the location where Ennis penetrated Jack. Since the original mountain was fictional (located in the Wyoming of Annie Proulx's imagination) and the film was shot in Canada, there really is no reason why Brokeback couldn't exist in Vermont, or really, anywhere else. The activists, led by the mysterious "John" are collecting e-signatures for their e-petition on their website, so go support "them" if you don't think "they" are totally nuts. Please note the use of quotations to indicate our doubt that anyone other than "John" is really on board.

Vermonter Starts Petition To Name Mountain 'Brokeback' [NBC10]
BrokeBackMountainVermont.com ["John"'s official website]

Want more proof that gays and lesbians deserve full and equal marriage? We fuck up our relationships just as much as heteros do! That’s right, the very first same-sex couple to receive a Vermont civil union are going the way of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson.

Lesbians Carolyn Conrad and Kathleen Peterson ended their five-year civil union and ten year relationship at the Battleboro Town Court.

"All I want to say is that the civil union was a big source of pride for me and now it's not," Peterson said Wednesday night.

We at Queerty wish the gals all the best. The making history part, it turns out, was easy but the making it work part, well, we all know that’s hard. Even for quick to commit dykes.

Vermont's - and nation's - first civil union breaking up [The Times Argus]

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• Over 6,500 gay marriages have occurred in Massachusetts since the State Supreme Court ruled that queers should not be excluded from attending marriage counseling. Congrats, people.

• An openly gay State Senator from Vermont was seriously injured in a car wreck yesterday. We hope he gets better. So far we haven't heard anything from those tactless fundamentilsts claiming this was caused by some wrathful gay-hating God.

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• Andy has some photos of a recent hazing by the Marquette University lacrosse team. We're bummed Bill O'Reilly wasn't there to cover that wild collegiate episode.

What could be more fabulous than the name of the Speaker of the House of the Vermont Legislature, Gaye Symington? We’ll tell you. It’s that Gaye, along with about 90 other Vermont lawmakers, has signed a letter asking Congress to extend to people in civil unions all federal legal and financial benefits heretofore reserved for married hets.

The benefits those Vermonters want given to civil union couples involve tax filing rights, inheritance rights and immigration law. By way of example, under current law if an American woman weds a man from Timbuktu, the Timbuktuian is eligible to become a U.S. citizen. If the same American woman enters into a civil union with a woman from Timbuktu, however, that female can barely order rocky road at a Baskin-Robbins without getting deported.

The Vermonters’ letter quotes our dear friend George W. Bush, who last year said he does not oppose states offering civil unions to same sex couples. For the record, Queerty does not oppose remedial education for Republican leaders. Those interested in the courses should know that you can only study “How to Respond to a Hurricane” after taking “How to Staff FEMA 101.” The Vermont letter is being given to out Representative Barney Frank of Massachusetts so he can deliver it in gay person. If there are any Republicans not being indicted in Washington this week, we hope they give this letter its due consideration.

On Saturday, Connecticut became the first state to legalize civil unions through the legislative process. Massachusetts recognizes gay marriage and Vermont also recognizes civil unions, however both those situations required judicial decisions.

The new law ensures many rights for gay couples. According to the New York Times:

Within the state, the new law will ensure a broad range of rights. Gay partners can serve as conservators of their partners' estates; they can receive state tax deductions if they inherit money from their partners; they can be assured of hospital visiting rights; they can file joint state income tax returns and take the same deductions married couples do.

However, it is far from a perfect situation. Many tax breaks and inheritance benefits come from the federal government. And the law in Connecticut also defines marriage as between a man and a woman. Their civil union certificate is worded exactly as the marriage certificate except the words “bride” and “groom” are replaced with “party 1” and “party 2.”

Not exactly the best title, but we have been called worse.

The great state of Vermont, having legalized civil unions for homosexuals, not only deserves your travel dollars but also offers some of the most charming destinations in the United States. Whether you take a llama trek in the summer, a foliage tour in the fall, go downhill skiing in the winter or delight in the French-inflected atmosphere of Lake Memphremagog in the spring, you are sure to find New England charm in abundance.

While Vermont is still largely rural and horse-drawn sleighs are commonly seen in the winter, the 21st century makes itself known throughout the state, even beyond that civil union legislation. Burlington, Bennington and Brattleboro all have enticing nightlife options, while in many of Vermont’s fabled ski centers upscale shopping venues have brought high fashion to the Green Mountains.

A by-product of the state’s tolerance is that you will be welcomed and feel comfortable even in most luxury hotels that don’t specifically cater to gay tourists. Additionally, Vermont has many enchanting bed and breakfasts which take pains to advertise themselves as either gay friendly or gay owned and operated. Purpleroofs, ever a useful resource, includes on its site no less than twelve pages of such locales in Vermont.