Memorial Day Weekend brought sailors, gay rugby players, and gay cowboys to New York. But on the West Coast, what did it bring? Plenty of inivtations, ify you were looking on Craigslist:

May-29 Military salute! - 24 (Hollywood)

May-29 MEMORIAL DAY NIGHT HEAD FOR BLACK TOP - 30 (VALLEY) pic

May-29 Do you need memorial day relief? Free Blow Job 4 cute white or asian (Long Beach)

May-29 Happy Memorial Day Boys! - 33 (LA) pic

May-29 M.D. = Memorial Day? NO, IT'S My Dick, to celebrate that! - 36 (Koreatown)

May-29 Memorial JO Day……. - 33 (Los Feliz) pic

Yet somehow, when we trolled through Birmingham, Alabama's Memorial Day offers, we found not one. Sad face.