Channing Tatum seems like the kind of dedicated actor who’d sacrifice just about anything for his art. A few years ago the 35-year-old star nearly lost something most would consider a little too valuable: the skin on his penis. While on promotional duties for the upcoming Magic Mike XXL, Tatum chatted with Howard Stern today and, naturally, the conversation dipped down below the actor’s belt line. Tatum recalled a gruesome-sounding tale that occurred while filming the 2011 period epic The Eagle in a freezing cold river that nearly left him disfigured. .
I started hyperventilating and screaming and jumping back into the river, because it was a hypothermic river and we had wet suits on, which was the worst part about it. So this poor guy, I gotta be honest…He had been, for 13 hours, running up a hill to boil to huge bottle of water, fill it half-full with like actual kettle water, run back down the hill and then like put the river water and then come over to me just to keep me warm all day.
Except one time the crew member forgot to temper the boiling water, which Tatum poured down the front of his pants.
Like when you burn your finger and it just keeps burning. It kept burning for like the next probably 20 to 30 minutes. I was having a complete panic attack.
Whoa! That’s way worse than a finger ouchie, Chan. Quick-thinkers on the set ushered our boy into an ambulance where a medic informed him, “I know this is no consolation now mate but it’s a good thing it hurts otherwise you’ve got nerve damage.”
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“I didn’t have skin on my penis,” Tatum told Stern. “It oddly didn’t scar. It’s a resilient place down there. It healed pretty quick.”
We’re just glad the actor is still in one hot piece.
Luis Collazo
He’s my favorite!
Tim Flannery
Guys, it’s OK to say PENIS….
Billy Budd
I would take care of his penis if he asked me too. It would heal FAST.
Wil Chaney
Nair does NOT go down THERE!
Lautaro Emilio Nahir Nazario
I need tangible evidence that his penis is OK. You can post pictures here or send them to my inbox. Thanks in advance! ð??
Daren Loyko
poor hottie:(
Martin Steele
I wonder if he needed help applying the lotion
ChgoReason
Butterface.
Ummmm Yeah
@Wil Chaney: Veet is more wiener friendly but don’t leave it on too long either.
Eric Kamm
I would have helped him or healed him, gladly.
MacAdvisor
A good interviewer would have asked to see pictures.
machuffin
FYI- He has been telling this story since at least 2010 (when he told it to US Weekly). This isn’t news.
Creamsicle
And cue the collective “kiss it and make it better” jokes.