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“A website registered in New York is promising a gay cure for $12.99. The site at hocdfree.com is registered to Patrick Ortner of Tonawanda, New York, and promises to cure Homosexual Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (HOCD) ‘faster than you ever thought possible.’” [On Top]

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Aug 22, 2008
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No. 1 · seitan-on-a-stick · Member · 1138 comments

Trolling the internet for stories? Does that include Lesbian Postage and Gay Handling?

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No. 2 · Justin Othercult

Mmm, the site’s language indicates that Scientology is afoot!

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No. 3 · GoodBuddy · Member · 109 comments

This is pretty funny. He talks about having ‘spikes’ every night but these were cured. Were these boners? It isn’t clear. (The site was HOCDFREE.COM) It doesn’t really seem to be a gay cure that is being offered, but a cure for a form of obsessive/compulsive disorder.

“Do you think you could be gay?
Do you have doubts about being heterosexual?
Do you fear your gay?
Do you have high anxiety about the possibility your gay?
Do you only get aroused by the opposite sex but you still think you could be or are gay?
Do you constantly check in your mind or watch gay porn to see if you like it?
Does your lack of experience make you think you must me gay?”

The guy doesn’t seem to know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.

He sez he is a certified EFT practitioner (emotional freedom technique). There seem to be a lot of certified EFT practitioners on the web, though I cannot figure out who certifies them. Plus the meaning of EFT shifts a lot.

This put me in mind of the Onion article “Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my dick?”

http://www.theonion.com/conten.....omosexuals

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No. 4 · Al

A gay cure? Im going to need one of those.

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No. 5 · GoodBuddy · Member · 109 comments

This story needed a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faS8mQbjYmQ

Posted: Aug 24, 2008 at 9:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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