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Cher, Salvador Dali And A Vibrator

CherThis is a complicated story. So, Salvador invited me and Francis Coppola and Sonny and my girlfriend Joey to dinner. And so we got to the apartment and they’d been having an orgy in the other room. People were in different stages of undress, but mostly dressed. They were staggering around and speaking French, just crazy, you know? So I have my hand on the chair and I see something in the crack, and it’s a beautiful, painted rubber fish. Just fabulous. It has this little remote-control handset, and I’m playing with it, and the tail is going back and forth, and I’m thinking it’s a child’s toy. So I said to Salvador: ‘This is really funny.’ And he said: ‘It’s wonderful when you place it on your clitoris.’

Now, Sonny and Francis, these little boys, are sitting there unable to control themselves, and they start eating the chocolate on the table. This happened to be these clocks that Salvador had made for decoration, and Francis and Sonny got so nervous they started eating them, these fabulous candy clocks.

Ultra Violet [Dal√≠'s assistant] was there, and she kept rubbing me with her cane, and I thought, I’m going to break this cane across this bitch’s head. All of sudden, Salvador and Ultra Violet got up, moved to another table and sat down. We became hysterical. We were crying. And they sat there and had their dinner, and we sat there and had our dinner.”

 

Cher, candid as ever, in an interview with The Guardian

By:           EDITORS
On:           Nov 8, 2013
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  • 2 Comments
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      What’s missing from this account is a key piece of evidence:

      How high was she that night and what was she on?

      Nov 8, 2013 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty
      jckfmsincty

      Cher, amazingly, you’re an Oscar winner. Isn’t that enough?

      Nov 9, 2013 at 3:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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