Here at Chick-fil-A News Central—and by “here,” we mean here, here, here, here, here, here and, yes, here— it seems like we can’t take a bathroom break without hearing about some new development in the poultry-based fast-food cultural wars.
Cluckily, we aren’t the only ones who feel what’s needed right about now is a healthy side of satire: two men named John and Robert, and a cow named Harvey (a nod to gay-rights pioneer Harvey Milk), have gone online and created the Chick-fil-A Foundation, a sarcastic parody site along the lines of Christwire and The Onion.
There’s even a coupon for sodomites to trade in their homosexuality for a free Original Chicken Sandwich, reports Mashable.com.
The site’s owner have also gone viral with a Twitter account (#straightrights) and have produced a series of videos, including one that skewers religious programming right down to the forced cheeriness of its participants.
Whether or not Dan Cathy finds a site lampooning his business and his beliefs system has yet to be seen, but in the interim, there’s always this: