Here at Chick-fil-A News Central—and by “here,” we mean here, here, here, here, here, here and, yes, here— it seems like we can’t take a bathroom break without hearing about some new development in the poultry-based fast-food cultural wars.
Cluckily, we aren’t the only ones who feel what’s needed right about now is a healthy side of satire: two men named John and Robert, and a cow named Harvey (a nod to gay-rights pioneer Harvey Milk), have gone online and created the Chick-fil-A Foundation, a sarcastic parody site along the lines of Christwire and The Onion.
There’s even a coupon for sodomites to trade in their homosexuality for a free Original Chicken Sandwich, reports Mashable.com.
The site’s owner have also gone viral with a Twitter account (#straightrights) and have produced a series of videos, including one that skewers religious programming right down to the forced cheeriness of its participants.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Whether or not Dan Cathy finds a site lampooning his business and his beliefs system has yet to be seen, but in the interim, there’s always this:
Clockwork
Instead of wasting time on this chicken bullshit, try posting about something important like the Tammy Baldwin senate race. She has taken the lead in a recent poll.
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_senate_elections/wisconsin/election_2012_wisconsin_senate
Hello
This may be satire but true parody pushes things a little farther. People commenting on the YT video aren’t sure if it’s real of not. Neither am I.
Hyhybt
Satire is welcome; coupon fraud baiting is not.