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Chris Matthews Dances With, Attacks Ellen


We’ve got a live one here!

You may have seen that Ellen DeGeneres hosted Chris Matthews yesterday. And, as per DeGeneres’ tiresome tradition, the newsman was made to dance his way on stage.

While some people half ass their big entrance, Matthews went all out, swinging, shaking and nearly decapitating the lesbian chatter box.

If you didn’t like Matthews before, you will now. If you did like him, well, now you’ll love him. And if you loved him, you’re going to ejaculate.

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Mar 19, 2008
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7 Comments

No. 1 · Madonna's Boy

Oh, Tweety! I think you found your calling…instead of being a Right-Wing Tool, you should dance back-up for Ellen. That would make the world a little bit better!!

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 10:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Amber LeMay · Member · 159 comments

Please pass the handiwipes…

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 10:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Christopher

Ellen makes me sick to my gay stomach.

This professional-only dyke also josted Jenna Bush, the slutty progeny of George Bush and let her program be used to rehabilitate the Bush twin with a pathetic and embarrassing phone call to “daddy” where Ellen sucked up to Bush.

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 11:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · todd

Tweety’s son was on Hardball and sang the National Anthem once – that boy was a sister if I ever saw one.

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · tracy johnson

i love how Tweety copped a feel just on g.p. maybe i’ll re think this professional screamer.

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · zakney spears

Tweety his also a huge fan of that homophobic twat Ann Coulter. In fact, he’s her biggest booster. Every time that bony bitch had a new book to sell, he’d devote his entire show to getting her on the New York Times Best Seller List. During a special Ann Coulter episode of Hardball when she was trying to hock a paperback edition of one of her shitty books, she called Al Gore a faggot. Tweety just laughed, told Ann how much he loved her, and did a nosedive into her toothy snatch.

Posted: Mar 22, 2008 at 4:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · bill driscoll

hey, i just found this site when looking at the chris matthews thing with ellen. are you all gay or something? i wasnt sure what this site is.

bill

Posted: Mar 22, 2008 at 4:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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